Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, vanity to what we would have others think of us"

• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What pornos would have us believe
• I have blinked. And the world has blinked. And we open our eyes to find each other alone.
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• There are some masks we put on ourselves, and others are put on us.
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• Your radical ideas about a twelve inch cock have already occurred to others
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Technological advances take up more of our time
• Everything is relative, but some things are more relative than others
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The navigational computer confirms that we have emerged from hyperspace... on the other side of the planet.
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Americans have more than 40 words for boobies
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The reason dogs have cleaner mouths than us
• We have divided among us, like thieves, the treasure of nights and days.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Would you like to know more?
• We told you when you were hired that you would have to work on Saturday
• I have never felt more alive
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• I would like to have emotions
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Bernie would have won
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• your radical ideas about hustling the bog pork have already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about the combinatoric implications of the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator have already occurred to others
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Are some species more important than others?
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others
• we think we're so great. this is all just more history
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• If we catapulted outlaws, only pawn shops would have guns
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• you would have been
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• E.T. may have helped us evolve
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• After dark vapours have oppressed our plains
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about softlinking a node with a title saying that the writer's radical ideas about this topic have already occurred to others have, in fact, already occurred to others
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• We have the right to use our bodies as weapons.
• I might have expected that the mushrooms would worship you
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• It takes more than good memory to have good memories
• heart medications which all have names like alien military from other planets
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• we have the most gigabytes of infodata but we still shoot each other on the streets
• A part of us remains wherever we have been.
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• moment after moment, we have to find our own way
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Why are other people's beds more comfortable?
• Why are statues covered more thoroughly with bird shit than the other places in cities?
• Your radical ideas about every point being the center of the universe have already occurred to others
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• Would you be more of a Jekyll or a Hyde?
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• If there were more people like you, there would be more people
• Augmenting the working classes to make them more useful to us
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• This is what we have. Let's do our best.
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• I have more stories about trains for you
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• The Universe intended for us to have biscuits
• Your radical ideas about philosophy have already occurred to others
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• blondes have more fun
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have pushed many humans I have shoved many more
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• Cookies have more calories than TNT
• Terminating a pregnancy due to Down Syndrome
• You stole what they would have given you
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Our calendars have no meaning
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Yesterday, I believe I would never have done what I did today.
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• The ancient Egyptians have nothing on us when it comes to cursed tombs
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• he would have cried
• Bernie would have won "ANY BREAKFAST BAGEL SANDWICH" at McDonald's
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• Even the tides have more friends than you
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• he would have laughed
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• We have met the enemy and he is us
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• Selfish Reasons to Have More Kids
• it's God's work to have us fail
• Our Vines Have Tender Grapes
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• if music was a woman you would have a mistress
• We have learned our lessons well
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others

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