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• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Necromancers really lift your spirits, but the dead can bring you down
• Son, do you know how fast you were going?
• by any means necessary
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• Lucky happy Japan nodermeet 2009! Do to come! You will take enjoy.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• I am afraid to breathe or shut my eyes but I do both.
• I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• Reality creeps through the cracks of broken places and broken thoughts and asks us: What Will You Do?
• Corny cartoon sunshields will ensure that you're not getting any
• Do not, under any circumstances, touch this button
• Things that you will do in an emergency situation
• Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans
• Now you do what they told ya
• I never wanted to burn any bridges. But I did want to light some fires.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Do not put this product into the rectum by using fingers or any mechanical device or applicator
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• He will bring us goodness and light
• The virgin was looking apprehensive about the whole ordeal, but for the right amount of cash anyone will take on a horse
• If a system is given nothing but a steady supply of unconditional self-affirmation, it will never see an impetus to cure its ills
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Over time, the metaphor becomes literal. Eventually, we will wish for the figurative meaning, but left with only the chilling reality.
• We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is not an act, but a habit
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• they carry but they do not understand
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• England expects that every man will do his duty
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• All you have to do is listen, and be ready.
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.
• clockwork... do you mean the sun?
• We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
• What do you mean "we"?
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• Drinking Pepsi will bring your dead ancestors back to life
• Soon, I will run... but not away
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Welcome to Canada; we're closed for the playoffs
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• do not believe that any idea is the end. there is no end to ideas.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• we can give up, but the world never will
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• Maybe you were inherently complicated, maybe you've been complicated over the years, but know that you are complicated.
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• Any Mick'll Do
• I think I will break but I mend
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
• Why do computer geeks feel they were born in the wrong time?
• This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Do what you will. I will
• How do ya like them apples?
• Any minute now, you will go blind
• nothing to do but hold the hand of the Buddha and roam
• Some Mothers Do 'Ave 'Em
• Card counter
• What did men do to deserve "I Will Survive"?
• Do What You Will
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
• Sketch me with charcoal. A pencil will never do, Argenis.
• A Dice Throw Will Never Do Away With Chance
• A woman will do anything if she loves you.
• Do you take care of your heart? I mean do you protect it?
• I will do science to it
• Sandra will do as Sandra always does, that is, whatever she wants
• will do (user)
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• i mean honestly what did the dodo ever do for us
• The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do
• If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• what desire will make foolish people do
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Bye Don, you were nothing but a waste of time
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Do not bring your evil here
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I, for one, welcome the release that death will bring
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• A dog that will bring you a bone will take a bone too
• What to do if you earn a lot but hate your job
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• We're one, but we're not the same
• You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• That's a valid point, but right now we're focusing on...
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• Sticks and stones may break your bones, but the tongue will crush you
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• The zombie revolution will not be televised. But it will be tweeted.
• The Lord of the Rings 1/2: Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Middle-earth But Were Afraid to Produce
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• I was pretty sure that wasn't how slasher films were supposed to end, but you won't see me complaining.
• Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
• So many were frozen, but you we kept warm
• I've got nifty things to do in September but it's not September yet.
• But we're leaving St. Francis in the trunk of the car
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• It isn’t fun to hide. But it will protect you from lightning.
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• Dreams Can Be Cryptic, Dreams Can Obfuscate, But Dreams Do Not Lie
• What can a reed do but sway about and love?
• Growing grapes is harder than making wine. You will discover this, but it might take a lifetime.
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• I do not lift pencils for art, but for words
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• ships are safest in harbor, but they were made to sail
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• You've Always Had a Hidden Agenda, but people were busy with other things
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?

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