Pray for Death

1 oz. each;
Johnnie Walker Black Label Scotch,
Jack Daniel's Old No. 7 Brand Old-Time Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey

Mix and serve at room temperature in a small disposable plastic shotglass. After swallowing the mix, chew the shot glass in a theatrical manner (Cookie Monster style is popular) or smash it to bits on the bar. In a pinch, can be used to degrease engines or as a primer for most explosive fuses.

I discovered this flavourful means of rapid intoxication during a visit to North Bay, Ontario, home of a large Canadian Air Force Base and two universities. When I woke up six days later, I found I had the left side deficit of a severe stroke patient and several impressive military tattoos on my chest. Please, use sparingly. Jesus doesn't like repeat offenders.

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