PRANG is Pr
, referring specifically to non-human primates
, or monkeys
. It is manufactured by Bio-Serv Inc. of Frenchtown NJ
as a carbohydrate
and electrolyte supplement
for primates being kept in captivity, especially for primates in need of quick rehydration
A sugar-free version is made for diabetic monkeys.
Available in six yummy flavors (Orange, Cherry, Grape, Strawberry, Bannana and Apple), PRANG can be purchased directly from Bio-Serve in powdered form (1kg powder makes 36 liters of Prang. Prices range from $44.14/kg (1kg) to $28.12/kg (20+kg).)
PRANG is a NOT a registered trademark of Bio-Serv.
So enough with this serious "factual writup" bullshit -- we're talking about MONKEY GATORADE
here. Who could take that seriously? And who can ignore the utter coolness of the name: PRANG
PRANG PRANG PRANG!! Yippie!! PRANG!
WAITER: Hello, sir, could I fix you a nice tall glass of PRANG?"
HANS: "Sie haben PRANG?"
WAITER: "Well, you see, I've got your PRANG right here . . . "
Ok, enough. Had to get that out of my system.