A hilarious segment on TV Funhouse on Comedy Central, this was originally titled Porn for Kids but was renamed "Porn for Everyone" after some parents got mad. It airs right before commercial breaks, and features a porn movie reduced to the point where everyone can watch it without getting offended. The basic progression goes like this:
- Title screen (usually very cheesy-looking graphics)
- Opening sequence, with limited dialogue and bad acting
- Some random shot of the pornographic acts in progress, which does not show anything that the censors would dislike
- Closing credits
The segment always takes 30 seconds or less, despite the fact that the source material is 30 minutes or more. This is a nice commentary on the fact that nobody watches porn for the dialogue, or the acting, or anything else that's, well, non-pornographic.