Findings:

• Our little girl Susan is a most admirable slut, and pleases us mightily
• We need to get our collective shits together.
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Welcome to our Modern World, please find yourself a corner.
• Our Point of Departure
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Excuse me while I kiss this guy
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• Please wait while Microsoft Outlook exits
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Please Excuse My Brevity and Selfishness
• fuck reducing karmic entanglement, let's get our boots dirty
• While I watched the leaves get caught in her hair.
• This is our ool. Notice there is no P in it. Please keep it that way.
• Please pardon our façade
• the undead squirm in their cocktail dresses while Lucien and I powder our faces
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• the things which pierce our abstractions point at true reality
• Death swept down the road and demonstrated the dangers of departmental infighting while the rest of us made our escape
• Put this robe on while I go get you a pamphlet
• Please please please let me get what I want
• Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
• get to the point
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• while a waitress pours coffee
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• An Attempt to Intellectualize Superficiality
• first failed attempt to make an electromagnet
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• The assassination attempt on Chen Shui-bian and Annette Lu
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• She is willing to attempt to retrieve the data. Go with her.
• Attempted Suicide by Statue of Liberty
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• excuse
• Excuse me
• Excuse to put cheap mustard on something
• Excuse me, could you explain again why you suck?
• Tomorrow's just an excuse away
• The good excuse of cigarettes
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• Excuse me, may I blow your mind?
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Religion is no excuse for violence
• Excuse me sir, you're making a scene
• You give them a good excuse to cry
• Jedi excuse
• SubGenius Divine Excuse
• Actual excuse notes teachers have received
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• a good excuse (user)
• Being on the deuce (is no excuse)
• Anarchy is a Political System, Not an Excuse to be Angsty and Break Things
• excuse moi (user)
• Your excuses are feeble and dorky and adorable
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• No Excuses
• i have excuses though and i always enumerate them for her
• Excuses
• Get over it
• Get Happy!
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• You can't get there from here
• Do fat men get fat dicks?
• That and a quarter gets you a 25 cent cup of coffee
• get drunk
• How to get it
• get
• Get it on
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The drugs get you ready
• You get what you pay for
• Penn and Teller Get Killed
• Can we all just get along?
• Get drunk on History
• it gets thick
• Sure, as soon as you get me back on an orbital platform
• As Good as it Gets
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• The early bird gets the worm
• What to do if you get in a car accident
• Get my groove on
• I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am
• get a wiggle on
• Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
• I never get mail
• I turn my back for a second, and Erica gets married twice
• Let's Get Killed
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• get well card
• No One Here Gets Out Alive
• Get In Shape Girl
• Get the fuck out of my office
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• The Knack... and How to Get It
• How to get people to leave you alone
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• D.R. & Quinch get Drafted
• 15 will get you 20
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Get a bit chopped
• Get a break
• Get a fat lip
• Get a grindstone and sharpen it
• Get a load of
• Get around
• Get a tail
• Get a valentine
• Get the finger put on
• Get hip
• Get hit with
• Get hit with the blocks
• Get hours
• Get it up
• Get off the gun
• Get off the nut
• Get under the bed
• It's not paranoia if everyone's out to get you
• The Universe always gets the first move
• Get Real
• get a clue

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