Findings:

• Don’t take life so serious, son; it ain’t nohow permanent
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Robots don't write poetry. Anymore.
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• please don't go
• but don't take my word for it
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Don't take any guff from those swine
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
• Take my wife, please!
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• I don't mind it when authors take their time
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please don't send your resume
• Don't take sex too seriously
• Why don't you take a long walk off a short pier?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• don't trust a teacher who only takes on the brightest pupils. to find the sun in a stone, now, that takes true skill.
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• Problems with E2 user poetry
• Don't take breathing for granted
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• If you don't see the shack, take it back
• I don't rewrite my poetry
• Please don't feed the troll
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• Don’t take no wooden horses
• Don't take candy from strangers
• Please take a number
• Take off your band-aid, 'cause I don't believe in touchdowns
• Please Don't Destroy
• Bands Who Take Their Names from Eighteenth-century English Poetry and Prose
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• If you don't take the time to look, you won't see anything.
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• don't take a pill to feel the funk
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• Attempt to gog
• Failed attempts to seduce right wing religious fanatics
• All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.
• My first comet
• clumsy attempts at buttons and belts
• You deny that fact in an attempt to suppress that facet of your reality
• My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
• An attempted topological eversion of self in regular homotopy
• using religion as a pick-up attempt
• attempted murder
• Xerxes I and the Attempted Conquest of Greece
• Asian countries mimic America in an attempt to become modern
• Spy v. Spy: The German government's attempt to ban the National Democratic Party
• attempted rape
• Xerxes and I Attempted the Conquest of Greece
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• An attempt at Goth gangsta rap
• The Latest and Greatest Attempt to Subvert the Geneva Convention
• little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
• An attempt at accountancy porn
• There is a part of me inside of you. Take care of it.
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• United States Presidential assassination attempts
• live vicariously through someone else's attempt at a dark past
• In which I attempt more puns
• it is a crime to attempt to simplify the world
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Don't try this at home
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• Don't shit where you eat
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• Saying what you don't mean
• We don't need no education
• Don't Tug on Superman's Cape
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Friends don't let friends drive drunk
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• I Don't Like Monkeys
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• Don't call me white
• "Don't die to go to heaven, start in on Doctor Pepper and end up on whiskey!!"
• Don't do that then!
• Don't drink through straws on a date
• Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
• Don't be sexy. I said stop that.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• There is despair, Mr. President, in faces you don't see, in the places you don't visit in your shining city
• Don't piss here
• Why don't vultures (and other scavengers) get food poisoning?
• Don't look out the window in the morning
• Don't call it San Fran
• I Don't Wanna Grow Up
• I don't like moving.
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Don't forget the toes
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• Don't let the bastards grind you down
• Hamster toys you need, and those you don't
• Teenage Suicide (don't do it)
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• I don't want to die
• Don't Give Me Names
• I don't look at the world the same way, anymore
• Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
• Don't lie. Ever.
• I don't have a television set
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I don't acknowledge your existence either. Don't worry about it.
• I don't understand vegetarians
• Cats don't masturbate
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• If at first you don't succeed
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• I don't give a DAMN about your character
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Don't feed the bears
• Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

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