Findings:

• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• Actors who don't speak the language of the movie they're in
• Please Don't Destroy
• Listening to a movie in a language you don't know
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Please Don't Kill the Freshman
• Please don't peel the sweet corn
• Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
• please don't go
• Please don't send your resume
• Please don't bring your kids
• Please don't smoke the mystery bag
• I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
• When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
• don't judge a book by its movie
• Please don't apologize for your identity
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Please don't feed the troll
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Kim Deal
• Big deal
• deal
• Let's Make a Deal
• The Deal
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• Gaffed deal
• New Deal
• record deal
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• If you work in customer service, you will eventually deal with stupid people
• McDonald's Deal Days
• Sex Sells. Deal with it!
• What's the deal?
• IP Addresses and How to Deal With Them
• What's the deal with all the cows in NYC?
• How to deal with banks
• Urinals and splatter
• Deal with the emotion behind conflict
• How to deal with the office nut-job
• There is no deal with the demon
• How To Deal With Doubters
• How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
• What's the deal with swirling wine?
• How to Deal with Tear Gas
• Friends who need you, and how not to deal with them
• here is the deal:
• 97.1 KEGL's 2nd Annual Big Fuckin' Deal in Dallas, Texas
• Last Fair Deal Gone Down
• Deal For Life
• Leverkühn's Deal With the Devil in Mann's Doctor Faustus
• How to deal with a smelly roommate
• Never deal with a dragon
• What do you do when a book deal goes bad?
• Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
• How to deal with conflict in relationships
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• Common Heroes and how to deal with them
• Economic philosophies of the New Deal
• Impersonal recruiters
• How to deal with Religious Fanatics
• Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
• Dealing with foggy bathroom mirrors
• Elizabeth I's decision to deal with her financial problems
• How to deal with angry customers
• Deal or No Deal
• deal (user)
• This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
• Sealing the post-Renaissance-Faire deal: a hemilogue
• Humanity is kind of a big deal
• We each deal with our own demons
• We had a high profile public masturbation deal here today
• A modest proposal for the Iran nuclear deal money
• Kindle Countdown Deal
• It was the Fourth Verse that they couldn't deal with
• Sometimes I deal with depression by baking bread
• My Fine Feathered Friends, chapter 3: In which I deal with a big bird
• Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
• Don't Be Afraid
• Don't panic
• don't care
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• (Don't Fear) The Reaper
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• You Don't Know Jack
• Real Men Don't Eat Quiche
• Don't
• I don't know
• Contradictions don't exist
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• Don't stand so close to me
• Node what you don't know
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Guilty if I eat, guilty if I don't
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't touch that dial
• Don't Look Back
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• I Don't Like Mondays
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Americans don't speak English
• Don't shit where you eat
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Don't order meat well-done
• Don't Tell Alfred
• Don't mess with Texas
• you don't want to know
• Don't Vote!
• How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
• Charlie Don't Surf
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Don't give up
• Don't Bet Your Money on de Shanghai
• Don't defile my sex
• I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up
• Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
• Don't fuck llamas
• Revenge of "Christians don't believe"
• And if you don't look too closely, you won't even notice the cockroach
• I don't believe in people
• I don't believe in right and wrong
• Don't Go Out the Door
• I don't think of her
• Traffic lights that don't stay green long enough for everyone waiting to get through
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Damned if you do, damned if you don't
• Don't do anything I wouldn't do
• I don't remember
• Mountain Don't
• Boys Don't Cry
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Don't lock your keys in your car
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Show, don't tell
• I don't want to fall so easily
• Don't answer your phone for the next thirty-five minutes
• I don't want children
• Why don't you drink?
• Don't blame Columbine on computer games
• Don't Think Twice, It's All Right
• Why I don't like my fellow Asian youth
• Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence
• I don't see like you
• If you can't spell, you're an idiot. "Original ideas" don't come from idiots.
• People who don't smoke will never die
• Don't Drink the Water
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Why don't men shave?
• don't comment on my looks

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