Findings:

• Please please please let me get what I want
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I would like for love not to kill me, please
• want me like time
• Please help me!
• like you love me
• Republican Like Me
• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• Give me a moment, please
• You're like a brother to me
• Hold Me Like You Need Somebody
• Walk Like Me
• I want your hands on me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• I like you. Now let me tell you all my flaws.
• my insides are like lava. let me warm you. I will envelope all of you
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Look siad me Be like me
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• I wanted you to want me
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
• There are a million girls like me out there
• violence comes to me like a second nature
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• You'd better quit sticking your thumbs in your belt loops like that. You're giving me bad ideas.
• i like the treetops, cause they're reaching just like me
• You like hanging out with me. Dontcha?
• speak to me, long-dead sage; tell me what your afternoons were like
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• Pleased to Meet Me
• I want you inside me
• February wants me dead
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• They want me for a focus group!
• Someone please kill me
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• Please do not bring me flowers
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
• Please Don't Bury Me
• Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
• I Want You to Want Me
• A Doll Like Me
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• He brings me books like flowers
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• Black Like Me
• Bleed Like Me
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• You walk through my walls like a ghost on tv. You penetrate me.
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• You may want to look into the possibility that you too are acting like a dick.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• You like me in all the wrong rooms
• Creeps Like Me
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• I would like for you to make your arms for me the way you make your bed for you
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
• Everyone Who Pretended To Like Me Is Gone
• I remember books being like air and food and water to me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• They Don't Want Me
• please forgive me (user)
• You say you want to help me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• She only wants me for tech support
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• She only wants me for sex
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• You know you want me, baby!
• Let me dream if I want to
• Please, Call me Honky
• Please remember to let me down gently.
• Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• I like you; do you like me?
• Do you like me?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• I'd like a new lease on life, please.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Fuck and please her like never before with the Stimulator!
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• You like me, you really like me!
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• Why is everybody exactly like me?
• Loves me like a bottle
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• Dead Like Me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Women only like me for my mind
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• eyed me like a female mantis
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Much like what music wants to be
• Closer (I want to love you like a pikachu)
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• She is lobbing rainbows at me from across the room and I am swallowing them like fear.
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
• She hit me like thunder, and I had to lie down until I could breathe again
• Broken like me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• treat me like your sex doll
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• "You've never danced with anyone like me before," the angel and the devil said to one another.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• the space was filled with love like light and that made me shine as well
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• unfinished (like me)
• treat me like a woman
• Please Kill Me
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• listen()
• Please stop annoying me
• Please Please Me
• My Company Likes Me

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