Findings:
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
- Don't Say You Love Me
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- They hate me because I'm beautiful
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- Don't you hate these clever people and these clever-people parties?
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Please do not bring me flowers
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- honey, don't feed me: I will come back
- Dont come near me (user)
- Don't stand so close to me
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
- Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
- Don't @ me
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Please Kill Me
- He Hate Me
- Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
- Please don't feed the troll
- They Don't Want Me
- Don't give me your hand me down love
- I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
- When discussing philosophy, please don't mention The Matrix
- Please don't bring your kids
- Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
- You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- Don't Tell Me
- Don't You Hate
- Don't tell me everything
- i don't hate you. not even a little
- Please Please Me
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Please Don't Destroy
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Give me a moment, please
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- let me speak please (user)
- Please, Call me Honky
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Please stop annoying me
- Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
- "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
- Don't let me die nervous
- Don't tread on me
- Don't take that tone with me, son
- You don't know what you're missing without me
- "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
- Don't Pass Me By
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Please don't smoke the mystery bag
- Don't talk about me behind my back
- I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
- Don't Deny Me (user)
- Please don't send your resume
- The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
- Don't hate the player, hate the game
- You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
- Don't blame me, i voted for kodos
- they still come to me even though i don't come to them
- Please Don't Kill the Freshman
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
- Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
- Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- let me hate for you
- Don't ask me to drive on the freeway I will piss myself
- Russell Greer: a Fine Upstanding Citizen (Don't Sue Me Bro)
- The stranger who hates me
- her hate keeps me warm. her shadows keep me guessing.
- I know the world will hate me for who I am.
- I Hate It When It Happens To Me
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Pleased to Meet Me
- The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- listen()
- Please help me!
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Don't call me white
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- please forgive me (user)
- Someone please kill me
- You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
- They don't touch me the same way
- Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Don't call me Asian
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- Don't You (Forget About Me)
- I don't like her because she won't like me
- Don't you dare nurture me!
- Don't Blame Me
- You Say You Don't Love Me
- Don't hate the media, become the media
- Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
- Don't Give Me Names
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- Don't wait up for me
- Don't leave me alone
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Please don't peel the sweet corn
- I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em
- kill him dead; don't call me
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!
- Dont come near me. (user)
- Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- Don't send me roses
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- Don't tell me about her
- don't taze me bro! (user)
- Your dark eyes don't haunt me
- Please don't grab at my notebook, my love
- they don't know what they'd do without me
- Don't Make Me Think
- Please don't take my sunshine away.
- Don't make me come to Vegas
- You don't know me, but someday you will
- the way you don't look at me
- Don't quote me on that
- Just don't expect me to understand
- I don't hate people. Honestly. But the best conversation I've ever had still wasn't as good as the worst catnap I've ever had.
- St. Peter don't you call me
- I'm happy but you don't like me
- customers don't trust me
- Don't call me Debbie
- I don't mind if you forget me
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- don't listen to me. why are you listening to me?
- I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
- don't blame me for your anger
- Don't tell me it didn't come out
- please don't go
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
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