The trademarked slogan that appears at the end of most commercials for Buffalo Bills
restaurants in my area. Buffalo Bills sells chicken wings
wings if you prefer), hamburgers
, hotdogs and hoagies
(but no pizza). For balance, this bit of cleverness (the slogan, not the lack of pizza) is offset by the more annoying phrase: Tired of pizza? Give us a wing!
* Thus creating the perfect advertisement.
Unfortunately, I remain hopelessly addicted to this overpriced and less than nutritious foodstuff. My shame is further compounded by the fact that everyone I know despises them and refuses to eat them with me.
I must order them alone, eat them in private and speak of them to no one.