The best hotdog
in existence. Located in Hollywood
, it looks like a
stayed in the same place
for so long that it grew
One does not do something so bland as to chew a Pink's hotdog. You
gnaw it until the outer skin *POP*'s and then you gulp the spicy
innards (and other choice animal bits).
After devouring a Pink's hotdog, do not be the rude bastard
you want to be and breathe in anyone's general vicinity until at least
four hours and eight breath-mints later.
The spices are far more secret than the addiction factor of
cigarettes or even the secret sauce on some of McDonald's
It does, however, contain onions, mustard. It has a bun softer
than, say, cotton, yet thicker than Homer Simpson's skull.
I am sad to say that it has been quite some time since I had one. I
was, in fact, about nine when I had my first and last one. It is the
only decent memory of living in L.A. I've carried with me to
Nashville. I beg those of you know of Pink's to tell me the current
status of it and elaborate on what I've already said.
Go downtown, people. Get a Pink's. You'll never be the same again.