Quite possibly the greatest use of a hundred or so pounds of metal, a pleather jacket, and a large hat with a feather in it, Pimp Bot 5000 is a robot who used to frequent Late Night with Conan O'Brien. Pimp Bot's favorite activites include "turnin' out the hos," making lewd comments toward the female gender, and picking fights with other pimps who try to impose themselves upon his territory.

The skits basically involved Pimp Bot 5000 coming out and talking trash in choppy ghetto-speak to the audience. It therefore goes without saying that they were amazingly witty.

I haven't seen Pimp Bot around in awhile and this makes me very sad. He was a very special character and he will always occuy that corner in my heart reserved for digitized whoremongers.

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