Quite possibly the greatest use of a hundred or so pounds of metal
, a pleather
jacket, and a large hat with a feather in it, Pimp Bot 5000 is a robot
who used to frequent Late Night with Conan O'Brien
. Pimp Bot's favorite activites include "turnin' out the hos
," making lewd comments toward the female gender
, and picking fights with other pimps
who try to impose themselves upon his territory.
The skits basically involved Pimp Bot 5000 coming out and talking trash in choppy ghetto-speak to the audience. It therefore goes without saying that they were amazingly witty.
I haven't seen Pimp Bot around in awhile and this makes me very sad. He was a very special character and he will always occuy that corner in my heart reserved for digitized whoremongers.