A Track on the Pisces, Aquarius, Capricorn & Jones Ltd. album by The Monkees. The track consists of this passage being read out with a popping sound pronounced instead of every letter "p", extending the alliteration to an annoying level. Another wacky contribution by The Monkees.

Peter Percival Patterson had a pet pig named Porky
This Pet Pig named Porky loved pie
He loved pizza pie, pumpkin pie, pineapple pie, pizza pie, mints, tarts
and Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky loved
Pie for breakfast, pie for lunch, pie in the afternoon and pie before he
went to bed.
Peter Percival Patterson's pet pig Porky ate so much pie,
Do you know what he did?
He popped.

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