The unofficial name for the old, once-were-white now-are-grey, seen-better-days elasticised, ready-soiled gusseted briefs, which women keep in the back of their drawer to be worn when they have the painters in.

Well, there’s no point ruining another perfectly good pair of “nookie knickers,” now is there?

Have I let out a trade secret or something?

Quite so, Segnbora-t!

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