Findings:

• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• Snatched away, like the Lindberg baby, who everyone talked about, which explains my lifelong fear of ladders.
• People who carp about their jobs
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• People who don't read
• People who don't smoke will never die
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You sad cookie, you CARE more about filthy rich pretty people you'll never meet
• Using a command line
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• The bored who complain
• When's the last time you cared about Lenny Kravitz? A) 1991 B) never C) Who?
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• people got a lot of ideas about who i am
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Books GhettoAardvark Should Read (category)
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• Let's Talk About Feelings
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• I never really thought about it
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• What we talked about when we were reading around the subject
• a dozen books I should have read you
• Never Trust a Man Who Wears White Shoes
• read a book, you sexy orphan
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• we who are about to die salute you
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• The kinds of friends that books could never be
• Judging women by their books
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• It's never too soon to start lying to your kids about drugs
• Who never lost, are unprepared
• After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
• read this book
• you never felt her hot blood on your face but, hey, who's keeping track
• Know your pets
• it's there for all to see, and yet some people never see it
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• The Man Who Never Sleeps
• Things a Computer Scientist Rarely Talks About
• The friend who knows a lot about computers
• Books about Japan
• Talk about the weather
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• i could write a book about the things i don't know
• most people don't know what they're talking about anyway
• Book people and retail people
• British Book Award for Best Read of the Year
• Books to read in the bath: Avoid waterdamage at all costs
• At what age should you talk to your kids about drugs?
• 80% of the wealth on this planet is in the hands of about 220 people
• we read from the book as it is written
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• You who never arrived
• The Boy Who Will Never Win A Coin-Toss
• Working people are never allowed to become rich in the United States
• Books Glowing Fish Read in 2010 (category)
• I'll never forget you, you shiny flying people
• Some people want to never feel anything bad, and call that happiness
• Dead links in writeups
• A Woman Who Never Was
• I have never talked to you, yet I hate you
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• A joke about dealing with people
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Talk About Suffering
• What I talk about when I talk about running
• Let's talk about the end of the world as we know it
• A man who is about to become a wizard is a great source of trouble
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• I never remembered my dreams until they started being about you
• Go write a book about it
• You never write, you never call, you never tell me what you learned about that mighty groaning noise
• Talk to your dermatologist about...
• small intimate talk about nothing
• The thing to understand about trans people
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about music with someone who physically sneered at Hamilton
• The Book of Who Cares
• people of the book
• Music journalists who write books
• From books people learn to remember, from mistakes to understand
• "The books with the simpler titles are usually harder to read"
• Writers Read Books the way Architects Look at Buildings
• i like it when we talk about the deep stuff
• For someone who writes about love as much as I, writing about it when it's real sure is hard.
• When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
• since then it's been a book you read in reverse
• Books Hazelnut Read Because You Should Also (category)
• Who owns your books?
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
• never know who told it best
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• I could never date someone who hasn't committed a major felony
• I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
• a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
• What We Talk about When We Talk About Love
• Tribute to the Man Who Never Was (document)
• I was the man who never lied. I never lied until today.
• The Rumi I never read
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• In a room of jesters, a lone monk is obviously a buzzkill. But in a room of monks, it's a lone jester who's a buzzkill.
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• How to Talk Dirty and Influence People
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers
• Never Talk to Strangers
• We are the People Our Parents Warned Us About
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Twelve: About the Common Mind
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• It's a crime I never told you about the diamonds in your eyes
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Down and Out in the Magic Kingdom About the book
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• So why talk about politics now
• Lincoln advises a friend who is nervous about marriage, January 30, 1842
• Let's talk about that
• Gravity's Rainbow is a book about rockets.
• Big Book Chapter Three: More About Alcoholism
• Who i think about when i dont want to smile
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Infinite Jest is a book about tennis.
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• what we talk about when we talk about Punk
• We talk about the importance of a good handshake.
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• Love isn't about fixing people
• Kirby G6
• Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
• he knew that victory is not about who is standing after the fight
• Talk About the Passion
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• The Umbrella Academy is about damaged people
• It's hard to be enthusiastic about reading and books with someone that openly admits to being a bad reader
• i dream about the ones who are gone
• When to talk about religion
• When I Read the Book
• Reasons to read books
• Phone books have never been this exciting!
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• I'd rather read a book
• 278 Books You Should Have Read By Now
• For Leslie, who runs through this book like a river
• The Book I Haven't Read
• Books kthejoker Read In 2008 (category)
• read a book to kindergarteners
• each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• If at all possible read this book with your eyes shut.
• what's the point of having other peoples' thoughts about something?
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
• Books to read before you give up on sci-fi
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• Books to read before you give up on crime fiction
• Books to read before you give up on fantasy
• Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past

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