Findings:

• Know your pets
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• Guns don't kill people, paintballs kill people
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people
• Guns don't kill people. Robots kill people.
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• People who carp about their jobs
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• Guns don't kill people, paperclips kill people
• Parents who won't let their children play with toy guns
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Guns Don't Kill People, I like mayonnaise
• Guns kill people.
• To people who drag little kids to see "Fantasia"
• Guns don't kill people, football kills people
• Kids are being trained to shoot people who chant in the forest
• Guns don't kill people. Ninjas kill people.
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• Dead links in writeups
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Capitalize, please
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• An E2 Seattle debauch aftermath node
• Getting over "Disco Sucks!"
• Who killed the pork chops? What price bananas? Are you my angel?
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• 100% of people who don't smoke, die
• Taking things at surface value
• Life is like a strange, unpopular restaraunt filled with odd waiters who give you things you never asked for and don't always like.
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• Woken up by footsteps of people who weren't there
• by people who know what salsa should taste like
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• Kids who walk in the middle of the road
• They Prayed to their Code To Give them Light
• I Know Who Killed Me
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Dogs are for wimps who don't have the guts to bite people themselves
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Guns don't protect people; people protect people
• Most people in the world die young; who cares if it includes doctors?
• Feeding people who struggle to eat
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• People who get worked up about misspelling Colombia
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• People who dump unwanted dogs deserve doom
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• Never point a gun at anything you don't want to kill
• Country kids driving their sins up haunted logging roads
• The Boy who invented the Bubble Gun
• The Boy Who Didn't Give a Rat's Ass
• Those people who laugh too loudly
• The apostrophes of Ginger's Creek
• Kill the Man Who Questions
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• You're one of those people who knows all the words to every song, aren't you?
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen: Who Killed Jimmy Olsen
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• People who are not anarchists
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Animals people have sex with
• People who don't read
• 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America
• subtlety is for people who want to be misunderstood
• I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Type A blood
• You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
• Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation
• he gives rest unto him who comes at the eleventh hour
• computers kill kids
• Animals which resemble their owners
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Who Killed the Jews?
• Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• Everyone has a sofa to give away at some point in their lives
• Who Killed Monster Munch?
• cat haters
• People who don't smoke will never die
• play dumb
• Who Killed Bobby Fuller?
• People who meander briefly through your life and change you forever
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• Why people who jog live longer
• People who use Windows
• The rules of pool are not selective
• On the horizon, the lions circle their kill while the sun waits to set
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• Good News for People Who Love Bad News
• People who died laughing
• Familiars and Totem Animals - Their Attributes
• Famous people who can run a marathon
• Famous people who died from smoking related illnesses
• people who don't exist
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• People in prison should be treated like animals
• The other people who hate war
• people who wear camo
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• Who cares about a bunch of people in Austria
• People who love FTP
• war trophies for people who have never been to war
• sometimes i wonder about people who snap at strangers
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Find someone who dreams about people like you
• people who need people are just people who need people
• People who have stared into the abyss know each other.
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Using a command line
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• People for Ethical Treatment of Animals
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• I gave her my heart, she tore it apart, and who gives a fart.
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
• Things you give people that they keep
• Animals Are Beautiful People
• I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• the hope of a skinny kid with a funny name who believes that America has a place for him, too
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• Nuclear weapons don't kill people. People kill people.
• Who Killed Retro Girl?
• When you kill people they die
• Who killed Mr. Moonlight?
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• The souls of animals are the minds of sleeping people
• The Power Rangers who killed the gooey bad man
• Who are the people in your neighborhood?
• Only the devil would play the same five songs over and over
• Things people put up their butts
• There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Who Killed Cock-Robin?
• The bored who complain
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Music need not be popular to be good
• If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
• Posting your life on Everything2 is a dumb idea if people know who you are in real life
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• The difference between reply and reply to all
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Who Killed Euronymous?
• It is hard to kill an animal while it looks you in the eye
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• People on the dance floor who don't dance
• The People who Fell into the Sky
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Two people who are not touching
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• Y2K from people who worked that night
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• Rednecks hating Canada
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said

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