Findings:

• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• Fuck what other people think
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Weird sex with strange people
• Are all male catlovers gay?
• I'm not what you think
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
• I'm related to people I don't relate to
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
• Why People Believe Weird Things
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• i'm a million different people from one day to the next
• I'm All You Can Think About
• People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I think this makes people uncomfortable
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• My cats think I'm a God
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
• i'm sorry your toys hurt people
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Treatment of corporations
• Claiming to think of an individual of the opposite sex as a sibling
• Music need not be popular to be good
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• cat haters
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• let go of what you think other people think
• I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• They think I'm a god
• I'm stopping trying to impress people
• Im Elvis (user)
• Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not a bricklayer!
• I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• imm
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play
• I'm embarrassed that I know this
• I'm with the band
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• But I'm a Cheerleader
• I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
• I'm sorry
• I'm not sure
• Hands off, I'm special
• So. Central Rain
• Im-
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• I'm a Dutchman's uncle
• I'm tired
• I'm being eaten by a boa constrictor
• I'm not drinking any more
• (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
• 418 I'm a teapot
• I Kissed "Weird Al" Yankovic and All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt
• Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun.
• I'm Your Fan
• I'm not very cool
• I'm in this for the long haul
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
• I'm a little ICBM
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I'm with you, Peter Pan
• I'm bored
• I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
• Is this the blues I'm singing?
• I'm not that kinda girl
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• I'm not this cool in real life
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I'm rubber, you're glue
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm my own Grandpaw
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gay
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I'm not a part of this world
• I'm with stupid
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Proud of You
• I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
• I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
• I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• "I'm fighting to reclaim my laundry."
• my old boss is dying, and I'm not sure what to feel
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• I'm game
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm a Pepper
• Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm sorry that you feel that way
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I'm a decent guy's worst nightmare
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm tired of calling 911
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm the world's worst psychic
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• I'm scared
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
• "Mum, Dad, I've packed my bags and I'm moving out. I'm staying at Everything2."
• I'm leaving, you all suck
• All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
• I'm not really entitled to an opinion
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm The Man
• I know more when I'm alone
• Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
• I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling

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