Findings:

• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Why do so many people wear glasses?
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people who no longer want you in their lives
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Children are people readers and they know when you are fiction
• When you kill people they die
• Why do people vote against their interests?
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Dead links in writeups
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
• Where do dogs get their Vitamin C from, when they don't eat fruits?
• People don't flail when they die
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• people are lazy about explanations so they make rules
• It has become the time of evening when people sit on their porches
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• Why do people on TV eat so much?
• Ground rush
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Her hair, tangled
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• The problem with people who think life is inexpressibly beautiful is that they so often try to express it anyway
• Right-wing doesn't automatically mean racist
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• What people really mean when they say "Justice for X"
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• All People That on Earth Do Dwell
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• cat haters
• When Bad Things Happen to Good People
• How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
• Look around for the people doing the good work, follow their lead, stay calm.
• Some people break so easily
• How to Lose Friends and Infuriate People
• When children become people
• if people treat you badly, did you bring it on yourself?
• I never dreamed I'd need so many people
• When silence between two people is comfortable
• Why do people believe in God?
• It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
• Important people with busy schedules need you to become their servants
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• There is a difference between considering your audience and giving the people what they want.
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
• You know there's so many people living in this house
• Why do some people enjoy being in nature?
• How to Make Friends and Influence People
• Why people put quotes around words on signs
• When people say destroying a work of art is good
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• How to get people to leave you alone
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Never argue with an idiot. They bring you down to their level and beat you with experience.
• Technology can help YOU win Friends and Influence People!
• Stuff White People Do
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life
• so many people want the things that they're not willing to give
• some people touch it, but they can't hold on
• People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
• The hostages wrote thank you cards to their captors when they got home.
• I Do Not Want To Be One Of Those People
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• Treatment of corporations
• Movies where people do 31337 h4x0RiNg on a Macintosh PowerBook
• Why do bad things happen to good people?
• Going to a movie on the opening night
• Where people go when people die
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Expecting your wedding to be the happiest day of your life
• Things people put up their butts
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• play dumb
• Supporting your views on modern social dynamics by citing anthropology
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Capitalize, please
• These people are not your friends
• Do blind people dream?
• People want what they cannot have
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• When life gives you lemons, suck on them. Seriously, lemons taste awesome.
• What shall we do when we leave the army?
• The People Who Bring You Magic
• When over 95% of its people endure unspeakable torture daily, Planet Earth is officially known as a prison
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• What They Did To the Desert People
• The quality of relationships with people when you're sick
• Kissing is when two people taste each other tasting each other
• Know your pets
• 2D people can only see the inside of their head.
• A lie only hurts when it's told by people you care about
• People who carp about their jobs
• You brought your ashes up to the mountain of solitude. Are you ready to bring your fire down to the valley of the people?
• we are fed violence and love is censored, and people are shocked when violence is all we know
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• A tight circle of like-minded people, each with hands on the genitals of their neighbor
• it wouldn't be so bad if people like you would have become ghosts too
• there are people in the world who love you, and they will see that this suffering will not have happened in vain
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• Scientist hits head on curb joke
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• what desire will make foolish people do
• why the so-called normal people do crazy stuff
• What do you mean people around here speak Spanish
• Mostly I hear you in my voice, as people do in dreams
• Guns don't kill people. Skeletons do.
• Brainy people make the best friends
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• We do more after 2am than most people do all day.
• Flaunting your sexuality
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• People who argue, using terms they refuse to define
• Things that people do more over and over that I haven't even done once
• I get more done after midnight than most people do all day
• Why Do People Pigeonhole themselves?
• Having an S on a transcript rather than a B
• Laughter reaction to acting abusively
• when people become strangers
• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
• Dumb things people wish they hadn't said
• How to Win Friends and Influence People
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• Going by the script when talking to people
• Dead people are not sleeping. They are dead.
• People who don't capitalize their I's
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• 90% of people think they are of above average intelligence
• I fixed my body image issues by looking at people as if they were dogs
• When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
• If people weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat!
• People's secrets show in their eyes
• I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
• Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their gov'ts
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Never do card tricks for the people you play poker with
• It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
• People with suntans don't look healthy, they look ignorant
• Mediocre people do exceptional things all the time
• Discovering personalities by watching people with their dogs
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Guns don't kill people. Wait, guns do kill people.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• people on the bottom-side of the world wet their hair with tears
• The sand people ride in single file to hide their numbers
• Things you give people that they keep
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• telling people what they don't need to know
• As a side effect of the server move, this list isn't gettin cleared automatically, so many people listed aren't actually online. Sorry for the temporary inconvenience.
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• Do they know those days are golden? Build a rocket boys
• Why respect knights, when my potions can do anything that you can?
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• What do you see when you look up?

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