Findings:
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
- You asked me once what I would remember... this, and much more
- So much it scares me
- It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
- You asked me to leave. So I did.
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
- His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- Never felt so much like singing the blues
- People without spines annoy me.
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- "Pity, Sympathy and People Discussing Me"
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- so much to say
- Ask Me Why
- This silence, it hurts me, just so you know
- so save me (user)
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- do you think about me as much as i think about you?
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- Ask me about Loom
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- there is so much structure within numbers, the universe is just the counting of the integers.
- Hitchhiking used to be so much fun
- So much road kill
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Stab me again. It never felt so good to bleed.
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- When people ask "Where are you from?" I have to think for a minute
- Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
- feline allergies
- The benefits of famous people marrying me
- I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
- They asked me to write a letter
- Why engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people
- She asked me to copy my poem into her notebook
- The existence of my reality is so oppressive on me
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Enya Sucks So Much More When It's 4:00am at Wal-Mart
- I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
- Archived E2 FAQ: How come the site goes down so much? (document)
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- so much for stardust
- Ask Me More Eeyore
- the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Your version of my story is probably so much better than the real one anyway.
- 'T is so much joy!
- Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- She axed me, so I jus' toad 'er
- Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
- You're so beautiful you wake me in my sleep
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
- You were always so good to me
- If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
- So help me God
- When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
- You people disgust me
- I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Somebody once asked me...
- Discover me so by faint indirections
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
- People listen to me? WTF
- I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
- Knowing doesn't mean so much
- If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Me So Horny
- I asked Allah to grant me to witness the truth in front of the unjust ruler
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
- So Much for the Ten Year Plan
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
- Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
- I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- She didn't wave goodbye so much as slightly raise her hand
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- When I look around, I see so much pain that mirrors my own
- Also, I don't think it's weird that we all love one another so much.
- Ask me about Grim Fandango
- evil, like darkness, is not so much an entity unto itself as an absence of its counterpart
- just so much slavery (user)
- When I asked Anna to marry me
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
- So Much Wine
- oh, such fear as drives so much acquisition
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- So Much for Dreaming
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
- If I tell you, ye will not believe: And if I also ask you, ye will not answer me, nor let me go.
- Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
- Don't stand so close to me
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- let me ask (user)
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- People confuse me
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- It seemed so real, to me these are more than wasted days
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- So Sue Me
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- My crush asked if he could kiss me
- So, what's the problem with me?
- Why old people piss me off
- These people are still happening to me
- all of these people are me
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- She asked me to read her a poem
- Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
- I did not approach people; people did not approach me
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- People just expect things from me
- So - you've been making love to me ten thousand miles away - how tantalizing.
- a grief so strong I thought it would crush me there
- Ask Me Anything
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- I asked her not to forget me
- She asked me if I loved her and I showed her the tattoo
- me so cute (user)
- Some people call me a drama queen
- i require so little to sustain me
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- I really miss the woman who told me that people don't like me
- there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
- spectres tell me your secrets so I might become a champion
- It is difficult to enjoy well so much several languages
- The first time I lost a stone that meant so much
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
- ask me that again and look into my eyes
- if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- If you complain about the content of the news, you are deluded about its purpose
- Why I love Pascal so much
- Why does taking a programming class in a language you already know suck so much?
- you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- So much nothing
- Windows were never meant to flicker so much
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- So Much For the Afterglow
- So much for the nodegel Standards Committee.
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- The bored who complain
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