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• When words fail me, music helps. I can at least sing along.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• if you see a raven, don't throw stones; it could be me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• lately I can't speak words fail me why won't this end
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
• It's fun to be popular. Everyone gives me drugs.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• Why Can't This Be Love
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• I am blind when I want to be
• Free to Be, You and Me
• That would be me
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• You can still be very hurtful when you do what's right.
• Should I be happy?
• I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
• It can be days before the vision passes and I see the world plainly again.
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Look siad me Be like me
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• we can't all be rock stars
• Imagine how happy you might be if you spent less time imagining how happy you might be.
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• Be the monstrous wave of despair and destruction you want to see in the world
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• If I were Twenty-One I would be happy
• and i just want to be there when the lightning strikes
• let me be your first upvote
• Beggars can't be choosers
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• What I want to be when I grow up
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• How to be happy for a certain period of time
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I Just Want You To Be Happy
• The vanity of a woman demands that a man be more than a happy husband
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• marry me and you'll be safe
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• Glen Campbell...I'll Be Me
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
• Strike me down - I'll be everything I'm not
• Chant and be Happy
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• You've got to be kidding me
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• OBAFGKM
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• How To Be Happy In A Sad, Sad World
• Just to see what it would be like
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• There are times when they seem to be right
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• You have to be in hell to see heaven
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The goal of all life is to be fat, dumb and happy
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Let me be your fantasy
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• When shall I be free?
• Don't worry, Be Happy!
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Be the change you want to see in the world
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• I don't see Heinlein writing books proposing that only farmers should be allowed to vote
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• If your wish be to close me
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It will be good when I am leader
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• You can not be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you

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