P.T. O'Malley's is a bar in East Lansing, Michigan on the corner of Abbott Road and Grand River Avenue.


It's been around since the 1980's, and has essentially been transformed into a weekend booty-haven for the greek system of Michigan State University. Nevertheless, P.T.'s has always welcomed stoners, locals, and creepy, aging graduate students.


Cover is usually less than 4 bucks, which includes an insoluble magic marker tattoo on your hand, as well as a dance floor groove consisting of a 1.5 hour loop of trashy, eighties songs coupled with a healthy dose of suburbia hip-hop tracks "spun" by the increasingly apathetic DJ Big Mike. Golden Tee and MegaTouch are available for slow nights of lonely, weekday drinking. P.T.'s occasionally features live bands not worth seeing, and nightly drink specials.

Dress Code

Hippie-casual to preppy frat-wear acceptable, however, be advised that there is no shortage of tight-black pants, wet seal outfits, tube-tops, and gelled hair.


Food not recomended; avoid visits on home football games and Wednesday nights.

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