Findings:

• The Mobility Divide: or why I want you to give me $20,000 in the 21st century
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• I wanted you to want me
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• You know you want me, baby!
• Scientology is a wonderful religion that I would never want to sue me
• Race-mixing will happen whether or not you want it
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• I want your hands on me
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• i want to show you that anything is possible. i wish you would believe me.
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• Here's your chance to live through me, to right your wrongs or wrong my rights
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• If the wibbly thing is part of your anatomy, I guarantee you don't want the cat batting at it or licking it.
• Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Spider-Man: Wanted: Dead or Alive
• do you want to understand? or do you want to be right?
• you want me here? well, then ask me to stay.
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Women want me when I'm taken
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• Does toilet paper go bad?
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• How Do You Want Me?
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• If you want me again look for me under your boot-soles.
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• Sword Lesbian, or: Give me a marker and a blank space and I shall move a bit of the world
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• I wanted the light to guide me to the darkness
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• You want me to become what?
• Would you rather fight a horse-sized chicken or a hundred chicken-sized horses
• when you're done, you can let her die if that's what you want. Or you can wake her.
• want me like time
• They want me for a focus group!
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Why Doesn't He Ask Me to Prom?
• They Don't Want Me
• A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• You say you want to help me
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Please please please let me get what I want
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• give me the truth or nothing
• what I want and what is expected of me
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
• Chaos looked me in the eye and asked me if I wanted a slice of cheesecake
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• Bob wants me to let my imagination
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• But I'm a good person! Yeah great you wanna help me with this or what?
• If you want to converse with me, first define your terms.
• Wanted Dead or Alive
• I met him two days ago and now he wants to fly me to Peru
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• You, standing
• me or the gun
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• Is there any part of you that really wants this? Or is the pursuit like breathing to you?
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• This moment will never come again. Would you rather enjoy it or complain about it?
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• When you want me and how you want me
• Tell me how you want to die, and I'll tell you who you are
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Jesus Wants Me for a Sunbeam
• I Want You to Want Me
• I want you inside me
• Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
• She doesn't need me anymore
• Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• the keyboard doesn't judge me
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• February wants me dead
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• It doesn't matter whether Hitler was an Atheist or a Christian
• She doesn't need you, she wants you.
• I want a slow low hum to rock me to sleep: Tell me your dream
• Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
• She only wants me for tech support
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• She only wants me for sex
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• A pretty sky just gets me wound up, and my head starts pounding. The city doesn't need a sky.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Let me dream if I want to
• Wake me up if you still want me
• Drugs Or Me
• She doesn't really want a nice guy
• Doesn't Remind Me
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• It's Me or the Dog
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Changing Your Life For Free (Or, 12-Step Programs?!: WTF Is In It For Me?!)
• Love Me or Leave Me
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• doesn't look like anything to me
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
• Follow me if you want to know.
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?
• I want to strangle the stars for all they promised me
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• The fact that you make no sense doesn't mean you're an artist
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint

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