Findings:
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- How to straighten a warped bicycle rim
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
- How to herd people in public
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- Maybe the Amish are just retired time travelers
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- Is it social anxiety or just laziness?
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- Uh, are you looking at my joystick to impress her, or are you just an asshole?
- Just how is this arousing?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
- Ignorant, stupid, insane, or just plain evil
- You, standing
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- Roman Sense of Humor
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- a crude sense of humor
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- these ideas are not deep, they're just good
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
- sense of humor
- Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- a refined sense of humor
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- How to recover a lost Linux root or Windows 2000 Administrator password
- Dr. Bloodmoney or How We Got Along After the Bomb
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- And maybe the horse will learn how to sing
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- Aristotle's Lost Library, Medieval Andalusia & Chinese Paper, or How Europe Learned to Learn Again and Why the Renaissance Happened When & Where It Did
- Dry sense of humor
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- Weather-related clichés (or how to start a conversation with a stranger)
- How to share your Cable Modem or DSL connection between two computers
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
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- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How I got over my homophobia or the reasons that I blame my grades on a gay man
- A short Blitz on Stepney in the Winter or How the East End welcomes Heisenberg with perky Bosons
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
- Be a model or just look like one
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- How to replicate a dynamic website quickly without the source code or database
- How the Bush hydrogen fuel cell idea probably happened
- Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
- An American in Tours
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- How Much for just the Planet?
- Metal Inert Ass Welding, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the F-Bomb
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
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