Findings:
- Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
- A Mathematical Adventure, or, How I Spent an Afternoon Proving Nothing
- I just submit to one or two days of horror for going out and playing at being a normal functioning person
- Roman Sense of Humor
- How many different species live on or in the average human body?
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Sympathy for the Mongols & How The Rise of the West was just sheer Dumb Luck
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- Can't she just carpool or something?
- How Much for just the Planet?
- A day in the life of an Alzheimer's wife or how it all started with a missing spatula
- How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
- Are we listening, or are we just being silent?
- The use of 'use,' or, how to use 'use'
- That's Just How He Was
- Just How You Feel
- a crude sense of humor
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
- Collapse: How Societies Choose to Fail or Succeed
- Maybe That's Just As It Should Be
- How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
- or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- sense of humor
- How to disable or translate caps lock in Microsoft Windows 2000
- Don't allow an awareness of your own mortality or a sense of impending doom to spoil the moment.
- Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
- We atheists have a good sense of humor
- a refined sense of humor
- edev: Writeuptype bugs, or how nate got stuck between two parentheses
- these ideas are not deep, they're just good
- How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
- Belief, or How I Became an Honorary Jew
- "What *should* we be worried about?"; or how too many cooks make a statistically average soup
- Why putting ~/bin or . in your $PATH is a bad idea
- A Springfest Housewarming Nodermeet: Or How I braved the wilds of Sydney's outskirts
- How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
- Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
- New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
- How Not to Write a Novel; or, How to Not Write a Novel
- how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
- Screaming Bullet of Compact Imported Death, or: How I Found Out My Mazda Protege Could Go 130mph
- How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
- Are you depressed or just full of angst?
- How to MP3 a tape, LP or the radio
- Becoming an idiot, or, How I learned to stop worrying and love my siblings
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Dental surgery, or, how I learned to appreciate anesthesia
- Dry sense of humor
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- How to determine if an egg is hard-boiled or uncooked
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- Gravity: Not just a good idea; it's the law
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- When time travel in science fiction just doesn't make any sense
- How to straighten a warped bicycle rim
- Your radical ideas for how to change the world for the better will fail
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
- How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
- How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
- Lost love - or how I grew to love the truck stop
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
- DJuxtaposition vs. Gamestop : Or how I learned to let go of the PS2 and start loving the DC
- How to herd people in public
- Be a model or just look like one
- Megalania (or how I learned to stop worrying and love the lizard)
- The braille on the door was not symbollic of my own blind search for an answer. Or maybe it was.
- Kosher curry, or how I missed the blindingly obvious
- Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
- How do you pronounce a 3? Or a 0?
- The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
- Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
- A Brief (or maybe not) Argument for Dictatorship (or maybe not...)
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- Just how is this arousing?
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- How do you take your dreams? Shattered, scattered, covered, or raw?
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
- Are you on drugs or just having one of those days?
- You, standing
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- The winter chill reminds those of us closer to our end than our beginning that maybe, just maybe, safety isn't the primary goal in a life that will certainly end in death.
- Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don’t know.
- sometimes bad ideas work just often enough to stick around
- Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
- socketes matures during 4 14 years. - reflections upon an obscure Dadaist genius in our midst; or, how I learned to stop worrying and love the troll.
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
- How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
- I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
- Wholesome Bible goodness in every mint
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- how many alleys will you follow me down, if i just started running
- FreeCell and Microsoft's sense of humor
- Shaving your nuts without permanent injury and/or accidental castration
- How to tell if you are stoned or not
- Mexico, or maybe farther. I don't know the details.
- We've got all this beauty and just enough time to figure out how to destroy it.
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
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