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• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• When someone was willing to drown with me, I really didn't want to drown anymore
• What have you done for me lately?
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• all that time, all those threads, weaving through something that must have been far too confusing to enjoy
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• you have me at a disadvantage
• Is Everything2 making me more or less intelligent?
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• I have morphed into the drab colors that surround me
• Computers have no sense of time
• Trust me, I have a pineapple
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• You, standing
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• The Meeting, or "Have a Nice Day, Mr Hockney"
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• tell me what you have in your heart
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Every time you see me, I need a hug
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Win99XSet, or 'Why my dad isn't using the computer'
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Creating a password to convince yourself you have traveled back in time
• In years past I have not enjoyed Christmas time
• Coy or honestly shy, either way I have got mad designs on your dancy eyes
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Have One On Me
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Don't tell me it didn't come out
• I don't have the time
• it is a new dawn and I am a new me, this you can have if you want
• My mom has the Pope, my dad has my mom, and I have the sky
• what little I have is starting to get to me
• i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
• You don't have to catch me. You don't need to bring me back.
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• Give me Liberty or give me death
• Is it me or are there more bisexuals these days?
• Teach me to dream
• Is that massive cerebral hemorrhaging, or are you just happy to see me?
• Have you been a dad today?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• You don't always have to disagree, or agree for that matter
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• I may or may not have been naked
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• When you move here we will have plenty of time to have fun together
• If I win the bet, you have to pay me
• The wheels are moving beneath me. I have not missed my train.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• It could have been me
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• i remember the first time that i fell; i didn't understand it at the time
• It must have rained or something
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• times when i have said: i wanted to write
• at the moment i have forgotten if i am abraham lincoln or captain ahab - nonetheless i am an important figure in u.s. history
• In the time you have
• If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
• It's not worth thinking about. Have some tea. Come walk with me.
• To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
• All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Is the lock broke, or does everyone have a key?
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Why didn't you listen to me?
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• I didn't think that the air could scream in resistance until you approached me
• I write you, when I can't have you near me.
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• I must have called a thousand times
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• when even the plants have abandoned me
• The transition out of misery begins with discipline. You have always known this. It's time you resigned yourself to it.
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Ruining your illusions of me. Or cementing them.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Next time you leave me
• Your piercing intelligence would undo or invigorate me
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• It's Time for Me to Die
• The time my father caught me having sex
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Smite heathens or have a beer?
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I have little or no desire to watch you perform your daily rituals
• We have learned our lessons well
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• Things Musicals Have Taught Me
• I didn't always have this cool job
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• Dogs that have owned me
• You have far too much time on your hands
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Kids have no concept of time
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• She was watching me and I didn’t know it.
• You have no power over me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• A time when a gun might have been helpful
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• you are a piece of me i wish i didn't need
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Could you have danced with me?
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
• Long Haired Preachers
• our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Things video games have taught me
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• If it were a snake, it would have bit me
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Is this what I have been seeking? Or is it an echo, a remnant, a sign that I was wrong?
• the fire didn't hurt me, though---we're old friends
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• Your radical ideas about time traveling to July 29, 1947 to have a threesome with Marilyn Monroe and Jackie Kennedy have already occurred to others
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• You Don't Have To Say You Love Me
• or maybe a calm voice, that accent you don't think you have
• Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
• They didn't have the heart
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• We don't have time for this. None of us have time for any of this.
• it's good for me to go and not have there be words
• And after all that time, as with all superheroes, you will not have aged a single day.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Didn't Poe teach you never to talk to strangers

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