Findings:

• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• girlfriend
• Girlfriend who likes computers
• Showing Everything to my Girlfriend
• imaginary girlfriend
• Girlfriend in a Coma
• Watching your girlfriend asleep
• His girlfriend
• Vegas stories: My first girlfriend's wedding
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• We need to get you a girlfriend
• Stealing your best friend's girlfriend
• Kick it to the curb, girlfriend!
• Ugly Girlfriend + Wingman
• I need a stoner girlfriend
• If your friends and girlfriend don't get along the relationship is doomed
• When not to break up with your girlfriend
• Fighting with your girlfriend
• Why girlfriends get annoyed when they remember things you don't
• I once helped Jason Priestley's girlfriend find his dick
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The only girlfriend I never slept with
• My Girlfriend's Parents
• Why my girlfriend is jealous of Jeannie
• Jack, his Girlfriend, and the Two Black Eyes
• How to get your girlfriend to play EverQuest
• Winning back your girlfriend
• my roommate's girlfriend's hair in my cereal
• online girlfriend
• Stealing a girlfriend
• Feminists make the best girlfriends
• Pinocchio and his girlfriend
• Mouse mummies, your girlfriend and you
• My girlfriend and her pillow
• Getting along with your best friend's girlfriend
• Swordsman's Girlfriend
• New Girlfriend
• Some observations on getting a girlfriend
• Pee in the shower without your girlfriend noticing
• Girlfriend aura
• Girlfriends are basically just really good porn
• low-maintenance girlfriend
• driving your girlfriend home
• Coffee + the Needle = Lost Girlfriend
• Girlfriend from Hell
• Convincing your girlfriend that you died so she'll learn to appreciate you
• What guys do while their girlfriends aren't there
• Asian Girlfriend
• Satanic Zombie Cyborgs Meet the Unholy Girlfriend
• Girlfriend (user)
• Your Girlfriend (user)
• perfect girlfriend
• Mexican girlfriend
• Love cookies
• Three battles, 100 pubs, Queen Anne's girlfriend and some noders - a summer nodermeet in St Albans
• My cat and my girlfriend
• girlfriend of the Singularity
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• Dr. Girlfriend
• Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide
• I'm not a good girlfriend
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• My Girlfriend's Head Is Full of Air
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• Ways to Die That Also Feed Your Girlfriend
• World's End Girlfriend
• Schrödinger's Girlfriend
• Canadian girlfriend
• Schrodinger's Girlfriend (node_forward)
• Whiskey, Cliches, and Your New Girlfriend
• sonnet for my girlfriend
• Everyone has a dead girlfriend story (category)
• I like your girlfriend's tits better than I like my own
• My Anime Girlfriend is Perfect!
• Magical Girlfriend
• Gotta go. My AI girlfriend is dumping me.
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• I have a dream
• I have no hair
• institutions have lives of their own
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Baptist jokes
• Baptist fear of dancing
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• You can't have everything
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• When I have female children
• I have no complaint
• Times when you MUST have a smoke
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• I have a good idea, smear crap on your face
• What have you been smoking?
• Who needs another person when you have yourself?
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond

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