Findings:

• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• You, standing
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• How we could still have a President Trump
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• how many lines of code have you written?
• How to do the fabled cute face!
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• How to have an epileptic fit
• The volume of stuff you own is directly proportional to how far you have to move
• If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
• How Pac-Man and Ms. Pac-Man have sex
• How to have plausible deniability if caught in a medical situation involving rectal insertion.
• How could you ever have enough?
• The unending hatred elves have of debt and how it needlessly complicates simple social interactions: an essay
• no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
• How many geniuses have we lost this way?
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Sex in a small car
• How to "Have People"
• How we have grown apart
• How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
• How to have a great vacation in China without money
• How to have an out of body experience
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• How to have a Scotch Tasting
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• How long have you been in love with her?
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• Have I forgotten how to stand up with the humor and the need?
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• How long have you known?
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Most people underestimate how serious things have gotten
• How to have lesbian sex
• i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
• how loud to you have to be to put out a housefire with just your voice
• How to really brush your teeth (Yes, you have been doing it wrong)
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Coloring your name in Quake 3
• How to have fun in post-Civil War New York
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• How the mighty have fallen
• Sex with a chicken
• Cute
• Cute receptionist
• Cute fuzzy widdle aminals
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• all the cute guys will be there
• Obligatory Cute Anime Animal
• Her hair, tangled
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• Cute as hell
• The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
• What makes her so cute?
• social reality (and cute elephants)
• listen mr. cute sweater you are all kinds of a sugar
• The Cute Age
• you were so cute
• I'm Cute
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• 2 cute 4 u (user)
• A cute lady mechanic who fixed his engine and damn near broke his heart
• cute pari (user)
• Cute Overload
• sweetand cute (user)
• thats cute (user)
• sometimes cute (user)
• Cute, Quaint, Hungry, and Romantic
• me so cute (user)
• cute gurl (user)
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Dimple Sphere
• Dimple
• The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile
• dimples (user)
• pilonidal dimple
• Know your pets
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• I must have left my soft, gooey centre in my other pair of pants
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• The tattoo phenomenon
• Sally guests I have known
• Check out my skinny thighs!
• I have seen the elephant
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Have a buck
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have a tricorn hat
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Why males have nipples
• Feminists have acquired nuclear weapons
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• We're trying to have a baby
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• The number you have dialed is imaginary
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• you can't have it both ways
• You have much to learn, Grasshopper
• You have no socially redeeming value
• Why should the Devil have all the good music
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• Have Spacesuit, Will Travel
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• It's better to have loved and lost
• Beautiful things that have made you cry
• Have you stopped beating your wife?

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