Findings:

• I don't want my magic anymore. It has only caused me problems.
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• I can only pray that the same technology that created this crisis can help me put an end to it.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
• Women only like me for my mind
• What in the world has come over me
• She kissed me gently, just once, then walked away crying
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• She only wants me for tech support
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• I've seen old men crying at their own gravesides
• My recent perfect date has given me hope
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• What golf has taught me
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• ha ha only serious
• you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
• You only love me for my whitegoods
• She only wants me for sex
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Maybe she's just pieces of me you've never seen
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• Rapidly advancing dairy technology has left me behind
• Civilization III has made me sympathize with the Japanese in WWII
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• He has redefined me, again and again
• Hitler has only got one ball
• feline allergies
• Experience has made me bitter
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Only Jesus can judge me
• you ain't seen me.. right?
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Two shadows walk with me as my only allies
• Drink to Me Only With Thine Eyes
• Love only me until we die: marriage among the flatworms
• Who Has Seen the Wind?
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle.
• Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• The Christmas Season has it in for me.
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• Has anybody seen my rose tinted spectacles?
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Crying
• Crying when you go to the bathroom
• a crying on the inside sort of clown
• oh for crying out loud
• for crying out loud
• cry wolf
• Crying over you
• How to win the gold and prevent a baby from crying
• Quieting a crying baby
• Why am I crying?
• My mother crying
• I'm crying and I can't stop
• Crying you out of my heart
• The children are all crying in their pens
• There is no more joyful feeling than crying
• Why she stopped crying
• Crying Freeman
• Crying at Traffic Lights
• People shouldn't drive while crying
• Crying does not get you out of a ticket
• Crying With No Tears (user)
• Curse of the Crying Boy
• Last night I dreamed about television. I woke up crying.
• So sick my follicles are crying out in pain
• Crying and nudity
• Crying in American college males
• crying on cue
• No use crying over spilt milk
• A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
• Crying Birch (user)
• Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
• The crying statue
• The Crying Light
• The Crying Doctor
• Crying at Night
• Though I wake crying
• She tries to hold the wind, stop it from crying
• This Hour Has 22 Minutes
• Has
• Hoo-ha
• Genius has its own etiquette
• the time has come
• The pile of shit has a thousand eyes
• Morning Has Broken
• MY life has no carrot
• The Universe said, Ha!
• has the X nature
• Something inside has died
• Andre the Giant Has a Posse
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• Windows has updated your clock as a result of Daylight Savings Time
• Satan has your nose
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• German grammar
• A real symmetric matrix has n eigenvalues
• Golf? Serene? HA!
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• On the Law that has Regulated the Introduction of New Species
• great things he has taught us
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• The Soul has Bandaged moments-
• Naming Windows computers
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• God has sent you this experience in order to deepen you
• It's too bad that Everything has 5205700 errors
• Yom Hashoah
• Music Has the Right to Children
• The Heart Has its own Memory
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Fixing a water damaged cell phone
• The Rabbi has spoken!
• My next door neighbor has human heads in his freezer
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Canada has low self-esteem
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• The next revolution in music has not yet arrived
• Advice the KJV Bible has to give about Everything
• My warranty has run out
• Music need not be popular to be good
• E2 Nuke Request as a term has got to go
• Nodeshell as a term has got to go
• an nyong ha se yo
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Life isn't all ha ha hee hee
• the hottest it has ever been
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• Elvis has left the building
• He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
• Mr. T has fallen on hard times
• Has Your Soul Sipped?
• How years of imposed political correctness have affected my perception of people
• Everyone has an accent
• Your hair has turned white
• Autumn has come invisibly
• Ok, this whole Mr. T thing has gone WAY too fucking far
• 911 has an automated response
• I Seen Footage
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• God has no free will
• A community without shame has no future
• ne mo ha mo nai
• The etrix has you
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him

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