It stopped being funny when you walked away laughing
And the forest creatures aren't helpful like in the cartoons
They just keep talking to each other and ignoring me.
I don't think they speak english
And I don't have anything they'd want, no nuts or anything
Some Certs, maybe.
My knees hurt. My back aches. My arms are sore.
I really need to pee.
I mean, really.
It's getting cold. I'm getting cold. My toes are cold and wet.
Why did you take my shoes?
Probably to make my toes cold and wet.
You'll be back soon, right?
When you come back I hope you bring my wallet - my ID is in it
and I'm going drinking later.