Findings:

• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• sometimes, after an adventure, he likes to sit out there and think
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• singing like nobody is there
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• What's he building in there?
• There’s nothing like a trail of blood to find your way back home
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• War is hell but men like it
• Stop acting like an asshole
• i remember reading this but i can't remember if i liked it or not
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• There's a guy works down the chip shop swears he's Elvis
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• why girls like assholes
• He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• Nobody's fault but mine
• There are causes worth dying for, but none worth killing for
• But I Like You
• Eyes are the windows to the soul, but there are some windows that should never be opened
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• Nobody for me but you
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• but the fruitsellers are there every day
• There but for the grace of God go I
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Why are there so many assholes on the internet?
• he's like someone living in a dream
• He smokes like a fish and drinks like a chimney
• My friend is dating someone who likes him far more than he likes her
• he likes to watch you walk
• Nobody likes an iconoclast
• Snooding like there's no tomorrow
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Nobody likes a cyclist
• There is no frigate like a book
• Like there's no tomorrow
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• There is no god but God
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• There is no dream but this.
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Hot pursuit
• like you're blind but still can see
• This is just an ordinary well. You think there is more to it, but it is just an ordinary well
• With you there is nothing involved but everything
• Once upon a time there was light in my life, but now there's only love in the dark
• in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• but are there horses?
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• not like the shoe and not like the ring but just like the heart
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I kicked the Martian in his otherworldly balls, and he screamed like the solar wind howling through a planetary magnetosphere
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• He Never Told Me My Eyes Were Like Diamonds
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• He brings me books like flowers
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• nobody likes father-son presidential teams
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Two of them. Hovering there like bloated gas giants in the heavens. Good God, it was beautiful.
• Nobody Likes a Bogan
• There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
• In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• He Looked Like the Summer
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• but mr can you maybe listen there's
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• Yet is there hope, then Love but play thy part
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Nobody Knows It But Me
• There is poetry in my soul, but I keep it on a short leash
• I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• The light is red, but there is a green arrow
• But can you still cry like a child?
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• He smiles but it's not real.
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• There are women and tender children where those shells fall, but war is war.
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• Like hating water, but living in the lowlands
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You can say the train isn't real but it's still going to sting like a son of a b
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Zephronias is unfriendly to new noders, like, sometimes but not always. Depends on several astronomical variables
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• there are people who are gone but wanted me to be happy
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• i wish i felt like teaching today, but i just want to be selfish
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• i might look like a grown person, but i'm just a tiny confused scientist
• there are no rules, but there is a lot to learn
• There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• There's a sign on the wall. But she wants to be sure. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
• I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
• There was silence in my heart, but you found a way to break it.
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• And yet he continues to sit there
• There is a clown. He sells meat. I bought you some Chicken McNuggets.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• I like the way he reads poetry
• Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
• he smokes like a cello plays
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
• He thinks I don't, but I do

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