Findings:

• I can think of worse things than to die like a dog
• as she suddenly realizes that the Heart that she has been praying to did not send somebody... but is, instead, here.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• Oh, dear
• How did you get everyone to think that you were depressed?
• Video Games Influence You More Than You Think
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• God is a pretty girl across the bar who smiles and waves in your direction; and you think she is waving at you
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• She Thinks in Harmony
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• If you think hugs are better than drugs, you haven't tried LSD
• your roots run deep, and they are stronger than you think
• The impending nickname shortage
• Oh, The Thinks You Can Think!
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Did you think of me before you knew me?
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• Treatment of corporations
• Any woman who thinks she is pro-life should ask herself
• Well, what happened? Did she succeed?
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• Worse Than Failure
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• "This happens more than you think," the agency said in a social media post.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• did i really change the way you think about everything? was it the chemicals in your brain?
• After searching for my mother's name for twenty years, I realized I also did not know my father's
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• There are worse things than to have a great injustice done to you
• She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• worse than useless
• The beer is stronger than you think
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• Everything is more complicated than you think
• Jumping Over a Fence is Worse Than Smoking Pot
• Stupid people are worse than commercial spammers
• Bragging about a high IQ is way worse than bragging about having a large dick. The latter can at least be demonstrably used for something and be put to good use.
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• You know what's even worse than having a broken heart and an empty head? Having a broken head and an empty heart.
• This is the worst thing ever, worse than the planet exploding and demons eating babies
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Oh boner, you didn't whiz on Old Glory, did you?
• When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• dear reader
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Dear Mynx
• Dear Prudence
• A Dear Abby Letter
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Dear Stalker
• Dear John letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Dear Natasha
• Dear Kimberly-Clark Corporation
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Dear Old Tech
• Dear Friends
• Dear Postal Customer
• Dear Reyer School
• Dear Abby
• Dear Friend Disaster
• Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
• Dear Kiddo:
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Dear Constance
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• Dear Daniel
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• Dear girlie in the back row
• Dear Tabby
• Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
• Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
• Elementary, my dear Watson
• dear pet (user)
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• DEAR (user)
• Dear Mr. Henshaw
• Wizard People, Dear Reader
• list of things
• Dear Sister
• Dear Hermetic
• Dear Valentine,
• Dear Stalkee
• The Dears
• dear john goddess
• dear john: from the goddess of the forest
• hello dear wind
• Dear whoever
• DEAR LEADER
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• Dear eye
• Dear Santa
• Dear Esther
• Dear Female
• Dear PETA
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Dear Mr. Sun Deck
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Dear J - On romantic chemistry
• If we and our lives are worse for having spoken the truth, then we and our lives deserve to be worse.
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• did
• E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
• Why did the chicken cross the road?
• Did my pussy just run into you?
• Why did the chicken cross the playground?
• How much pain did you cause?
• My Way
• I did not find love
• Jesus did not say this; it represents the perspective of a later or different tradition
• Where the hell did that font come from?
• Video didn't kill the radio star, I did
• Men did not always like large breasts
• No matter what I did to fix it, the damn thing never got everything right
• I never did well with Sunday nights
• What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
• The Butler Did it, Again
• What did you do for your mother today?
• old chestnut: where did the other square go?
• answer: where did the other square go?
• A Slumber did my Spirit Seal
• That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
• Where did you get that hat?
• My first comet
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• Saint Paul did not screw up Christianity
• Did Anne Frank find Jesus?
• Did Chuang Tzu dream
• So how did you two meet?
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• what we did last night
• Then what did Jesus say, grandpa?
• Let's not, and say we did

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