Findings:
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- Jesus Loves the Little Children
- Jesus loves you so I don't have to
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Hindu Love Gods
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- stop trying so hard, and just do. you'll do better.
- Horses: do they love us back?
- Do you think you could love me now?
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Spare Me a Little of Your Love
- So young and already God is fading
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- God Loves, Man Kills
- Love to Love You Baby
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Why do so many people wear glasses?
- Little Gods and Grandmothers
- To The God of Love
- jesus loves hip hop (user)
- I've praised the Lord so loudly, don't I deserve a little sin?
- little pieces of her tragically poetic attempts at being loved that she was startlingly aware of, today
- Jesus loves everyone except homosexuals and non-believers
- oh my god (user)
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- Little Baby Nothing
- How Do I Love?
- What Would God Do?
- How do I know if I love you?
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- How do you consummate your love for a mermaid?
- If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Do You Believe In True Love, She Asks
- Insects do so much the rest of the world never notices.
- Do you love me or are you in love?
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Oh, God!
- Jesus Among Other Gods: The Absolute Claims Of The Christian Message
- Jesus loves you
- As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
- When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
- i require so little to sustain me
- So soft and little now
- Vernon God Little
- What Would Jesus Do?
- How do you love your ass?
- How do you make God laugh?
- Sweetest Love, I Do Not Go
- Do You Love an Apple?
- Why do people on TV eat so much?
- Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
- Helping a loved one with depression
- Why do people believe in God?
- Do Sleeping Gods Lie?
- And Lord knows, do we love.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- What's Love Got to Do with It
- Mama, Do You Love Me?
- Why do geeks love Robert Heinlein?
- Nobody Loves Me & Neither Do I
- Hey, baby, wanna do some tea?
- Why Do You Love Me?
- Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
- Hush Little Baby
- burning baby goat god
- What can a reed do but sway about and love?
- The Love God?
- God Loves You
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
- How long do babies sleep?
- Baby Jesus
- So your ceiling has fallen on your pinball machine. What do you do?
- So help me God
- For the love of homosexuality, I am not God!
- So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- love of god (user)
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- God loves art
- I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
- Nuke the unborn gay baby whales for Jesus
- Mother is the name for God in the lips and hearts of little children
- funny oh God
- Where do babies come from?
- God's Love
- Jesus Loves Torque
- Jesus Loves Me
- Jesus loves me, right?
- Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
- I Love Little Pussy
- Jesus loves everyone (except loiterers)
- So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
- Little Trip to Heaven (On the Wings of Your Love)
- So little left to say
- You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- The day we were married the leftover doves from his days of being a magician hummed little love songs in the attic
- Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- Who do you love?
- How Do I Love Thee?
- Why do I find coconuts so gloriously alluring?
- Why do we treat them so well?
- a woman I do not love
- Do not fall in love with Laura and do not let Laura fall in love with you
- The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?
- Why do we love songs about misery?
- Movie trailers are not effective as advertising
- Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
- Do Not Worry Little One
- do re mi fa so la ti do
- If you enhance your rave experience, do so safely
- Do I Love You (Indeed I Do)
- It's always a good idea to tell people you love them if you do
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- Big Little Baby
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- I give you corn. So much corn do I give.
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- OH YES YOU DO
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- A woman will do anything if she loves you.
- You, standing
- Love has everything to do with friendship
- Baby Jesus statue stolen from nativity
- No One Loves Me & Neither Do I
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
- Do you understand what you are, sir, in love? You've been lost at sea, and picked up by a lone stranger on an anchored and recently near-abandoned ghost ship.
- Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- i love your mom very much yes i do
- Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- Baby Jesus (user)
- The God of Love
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- Whom the gods love
- To Love is to Reach God
- For the love of /dev/god
- God is love
- For the love of God, I am not a female!
- God loves his children. Who's your daddy?
- god with a little g
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
- Ye gods and little fishes
- So this one time, God walked into an inn...
- God, Love, and the Democratic Process
- God Loves Ugly
- For the love of God, I am not a homosexual!
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- Thank God For Little Children
- Ah, God, the way your little finger moved
- Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy
- baby love (user)
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