Findings:

• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• So help me God
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• Please God, make me a stone.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• As the plow follows words, so God rewards prayers
• God Talk and Burning Children
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Take me drunk, I'm home
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• You tell me this is God?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so sorry
• My God, don't tempt me!
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• So young and already God is fading
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• Breathe on me, Breath of God
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I wasn't always an atheist, and God wasn't always so disappointing
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I'm alone in Geneva!
• Oh no, I'm thinking out loud again
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I know more when I'm alone
• Do you know what it is like to be alone among so many?
• Break me. I'm elated.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• somebody please tell this machine I'm not a machine
• I'm burning too brightly, begging you to smother me.
• My best friend reached her aphelion. Oh, and I'm in love with her.
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• The Corpus Hermeticum: Book Six: In God Alone Is Good And Elsewhere Nowhere
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• I'm Alone
• They think I'm a god
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• Show Me God
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Don't leave me alone
• oh my god (user)
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• it is better to meet god alone than with one who might misunderstand
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• God holds me
• God keep me from ever completing anything
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• Women want me when I'm taken
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I'm so tough
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm Just Me (user)
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• I'm taking all I have to take, this taking's gonna shape me
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• God Is Alone
• Notice Me, I'm Here
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• If God is good, why is there so much suffering in the world?
• My cats think I'm a God
• Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
• And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
• What we found hiding there, furious and so alone
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• A conversation between me and god
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• god help me
• the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
• I'm a pig, not a god!
• To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
• I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God
• So this one time, God walked into an inn...
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• Somewhere there's a god who wants me
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
• Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
• Oh, God!
• Alone, thank God
• A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
• leave me alone
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• the day i talked to god
• funny oh God
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• i assume it is considered odd to be so fond of someone based on text alone
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Alone For Me
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
• your devils and your gods, all the living and the dead, and you really are alone
• So I ain't the greatest god in the pantheon
• I'm not lonely, I'm just alone.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off

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