Findings:

• Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
• It gets better
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• But lately, I've been too tired to care
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• Not very sterile, but better than dead
• I sealed up my future where he could not get it.
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• I got the feeling the Fairy Council was mad at me when the president knocked over her coffee to get a better grip on my neck
• The music in my head is too loud to think about anything but you
• imagine that when you die you relive the last few seconds of your life
• Dies non
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
• sex sells, but obsession sells better
• But I've said it before and I'll say it again: kneecaps only exist to get hit with claw-hammers; grace only exists to be fallen from.
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
• Too weird to live, too rare to die
• He's not cute, as in good looking, but he's got a cute psychosis
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• We get too tense when we drive
• choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep
• It doesn't get any better than this
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• dumber but better
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• It will get better
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
• She is a night of dark trees, but he who is not afraid of her darkness will find banks full of roses under her cypresses
• I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
• Too much living is no way to die
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• The soul gets growing pains, too
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• I hope I get old before I die.
• To me he is a daisy and I keep trying to count his petals
• Hours pass, but she still counts the minutes
• Get Better
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
• 'Tis better to die as a lion than to live 1000 years as a dog
• 'Get married soon,' he says. 'I want an excuse. I want to know you'.
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• "This sandwich is great, but it could be better if it had tomatoes and also gave me super powers."
• I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
• "It gets better" or so they say.
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• Noding for Numbers sure was silly, but it sure is better than Dada Fascism
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It Gets Better Project
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
• Swing Low (But not Too Low), Sweet Chariot
• strange and too short but I was lonely
• I must die or be better
• I get knocked down, but I get up again
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• Just when scratch pads couldn't get any better... (document)
• He smiles but it's not real.
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
• There were a few moments you will not hear about, but they happened
• A few, but enough.
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• Not too sentimental, but I want you to know
• I thought he was a man but he was just a little boy
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• Count Dracula has dyscalcula. He mumbles numbers and never slumbers.
• Too Old to Rock 'N Roll, Too Young To Die
• Why oh why did the black crayon always die first?
• Just a NoCal noder party - nothing to get excited about, unless you count the fire
• as you get older, a lot falls away. but i am not here to tell you not to worry. i am here to give you tools.
• I hope I die before I get old
• It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Get vaccinated. Don't die.
• when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
• You are not special. You will die here, too.
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• The worse it gets, the better it is
• Every minute I stay in this room, I get weaker, and every minute Charlie squats in the bush, he gets stronger.
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• E2 can only get better (e2poll)
• Rape committed by women
• he is too shy to write his tale
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• What happens when you get too lonely
• Too cool for school, too dumb to get a job
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• Better Living Through Chemistry
• Better Than Ezra
• too much anthropomorphizing can be dangerous
• I look better when I am wet
• Nobody Does It Better
• females are better than males
• Why Cucumbers are Better than Men
• Much better than a piss test
• Everything's better with vocoders!
• 10 reasons E2 is better than sleep
• It's better to have loved and lost
• An easy way to make not-so-good food much better
• Ideas are better than apples
• CD vs. vinyl
• When life gives you lemons, grab it by the throat and demand better
• It's better to be hated than ignored
• The pros and cons of leaving your computer on
• Better in the original
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Better Living Through Circuitry
• Why Real Life is better than IRC
• six steps to better software
• I have children; therefore I am better than you
• Is there a kind of information you're better off not having?
• This child has talent. She needs a better box of paints.
• Some Days are Better than Others
• A better door
• all other times are better than 6 am
• Better Business Bureau
• all better
• What Everything does better than anything else
• Smurfs are the key to a better world
• Not everything is better spoken aloud
• I can degrade myself better than you can
• Better the devil you know
• Original better than the sequel
• Something Even Better
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• There's no better mirror than a child
• You had better...!!!
• Nothing's better than rocking out
• Is a crush better than a relationship?
• Making a Better Plastic Cup
• My Bitch Better Have My Money
• Better safe than sorry

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