A character on South Park
, he is the archetypical police officer
, in that he has a diminutive IQ
, and he constantly abuses his arbitrary authority
. But even he knows that "Atlas Shrugged
sucks ass!", which makes him more clever than Objectivist
When he isn't doing the mayor ("Not a thingy-dingy"), or chasing after the "Chicken Lover", he likes to hang out naked and chained-up in the basement of Stan's house.