Findings:

• instead
• Living together instead of marriage
• The things just echo in my head instead of speaking them
• Salt instead of sugar
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Using Superglue Instead of Suture
• ending prices with 99 instead of the next dollar
• If these things were spoken instead of dreamt
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• Producing things instead of consuming is satisfying
• How I learned to stop worrying and love the iBook instead
• modifying IP/PC instead of using "JMP"
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• Why do Americans say "erbs" instead of "herbs"?
• If you're allowed one phone call at a police station why not one URL instead
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• Why the bell of a Tuba faces up instead of toward the audience
• Why you should use pens instead of pencils
• Why you should use pencils instead of pens
• Why do the world's richest men resemble Lex Luthor instead of Batman?
• What if we had duels instead of wars?
• Left instead of right
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Why not choose the Titanic instead?
• For everything I don't regret I create a ghost instead
• Here's a truck stop instead of St. Peter's
• see similarities instead of differences
• the magic that was meant to capture the outlaw instead transformed him into a monster
• Instead of exercise
• The one guy who went to Australia instead of Austria by mistake
• On the Tendency of Mass Public Murderers to use Firearms Instead of More Efficient Methods
• We didn't trust the net, so we played Rust instead of trapeze.
• ask questions instead of delivering judgements
• treating the symptom instead of the cause
• focus on people instead of ideas
• I expected to die by fire. It didn't occur to me that I might drown instead.
• Offer
• Letters from a Savior; Offer for a few
• The realization that Don Lapre offers nothing interesting at all.
• Offered: Supervillain minions
• The Offer of the Clarendon Trustees
• Getting offered money for sex by a crackhead in the 24-hour supercenter
• Two offers solution
• Offer it up
• What to do if you are offered marijuana
• Jefferson Davis' Little Known Offer
• Removing glasses offers a window into the world of ghosts
• Father, Hear the Prayer we Offer
• the illusion of conviction offered by rock music, drugs, and contemporary poetry
• Always accept an offered drink
• Vatican offers free world-wide advertisement
• Who's Watchin' the Bowl? An E2 Mix 'n Sample Offer! (document)
• Offer In Compromise
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• I offer a toast to endings, and to forgetting
• Zombie Insourcing Offers Life After Death
• If a girl offers you her cheek, kiss her neck
• Vince Offer
• Why shouldn't the government offer health care?
• Craigslist Job Offer
• For sale: my dreams. Price: a living wage, or best offer.
• I've been offered a lot for my work, but never everything.
• Rural medicine crisis: Job offers
• Tenuous Trust Insurance Company - Diversity Program Offers New Personas
• Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
• Pride and Prejudice
• Geek Pride
• pride
• White Pride For Kids
• Geek Pride Festival
• Gay Pride
• fur pride
• fail with pride
• Lyon's Pride
• Alarm and Pride
• White pride
• Asian pride
• White bread pride
• The "Geek Pride" phenomenon
• Straight Pride
• Mother's pride
• Simba's Pride
• Gay Pride Beer
• black pride
• The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride
• Hawai'i Pride 'ole
• London Pride
• Pride Of Cucamonga
• Pride Parade, Tel Aviv 2001
• Choking on the miasma of Geek Pride
• Pride goes before the fall.
• When Pride Still Mattered
• U.S. Pride Day Chain Letter
• The cost of American pride
• Racial amalgamation, racism, and pride
• The difference between minority pride and majority pride
• Charley Pride
• The Bratzlaver on "Pride and Humility"
• Pride Fighting Championships
• Thomas Pride
• fatass pride
• Pride Goeth Before a Fall
• Pacific Pride Foundation
• The Pride of the Yankees
• pride rings
• Perverse pride in the austerity of our times
• Father of the Pride
• Pride of the Marines
• A matter of pride
• pride (user)
• Pride's Purge
• Pride Players
• About Pride and Butterfly Ashes
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
• She Yearns to Feed a Hungry Pride of Poets
• American Pride
• Pride of Baghdad
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Charlie Pride
• If the only thing you have is your pride, you have to guard it well.
• I Miss My Pride, I Miss the Razor's Edge
• ram
• Cleveland Rams
• battering ram
• Water ram
• Ram Dass
• Sauce Ram (user)
• DDR RAM
• RAM cell
• Stealing RAM out of iBooks
• Satpal Ram
• sideways RAM
• shadow RAM
• RAM Chip armor
• Ram Trilogy
• sample RAM
• pawn ram
• rams (user)
• Parameter RAM
• Anguish Languish Noisier Rams
• baa ram ewe
• Raja Ram
• Ram Air
• RAM Disk
• Smoking RAM
• RAM pack wobble
• dual-port RAM
• ram (user)
• RAM Drive
• St. Louis Rams
• Ram Raid
• ram scoop
• Ram ventilation
• Los Angeles Rams
• teaser ram
• Dodge Ram Pickup
• When the Ram and the Pig Went to the Forest to Live on Their Own
• ZX 16K RAM Pack
• Free Satpal Ram
• Dr. Ram Pal Singh (user)
• How to create a RAM disc on RISC OS
• EDO RAM
• hydraulic ram
• anton ram (user)
• antom ram (user)
• Ram Kishan (user)
• ram accelerator
• rammed earth
• blue ram
• RAM PRATAP (user)
• Dynamic RAM

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