Obscene mnemonics

Here are some obscene mnemonics that I've found while trolling around everything:

• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• Oh, Oh, Oh To Touch And Feel Virgin Girls Vaginas and Hymens
• Can Oscar see down my pants pocket? (thanks knifegirl)
• Virgin In Bed Gives You Orgasmic Release (thanks again knifey)
• Timid Virgins Make Dull Company
• Kinky People Can Often Find Good Sex (i'm not sure if i am disturbed or titilated at the number obscene mnemonics at knifegirl's disposal)
• a work in progress...

• Poe, E., Near a Raven
• Mr. A's Periodic Table Mnemonic
• Johnny Mnemonic (The Movie)

Last school year when I took physical science, I had forgotten to study a particular question that popped up on my review the day before the final exam dealing with double displacement reactions in chemical equations. It was three things that must form for a double displacement reaction to take place. These things were:

• Precipitate
• Water
• Gas

To remember it I came up with this obscene nmemonic:

Paul wants Gabby (to) fuck Doris Day standing for Precipitate, Water, Gas forms --Double Displacement. At this point, it would probably have been a lot easier to just remember those three things and get it over with. I kept forgetting the mnemonic too while I was at it. Sad.

As well as the cranial nerves (see Oh, oh, oh to touch and feel virgin girls vaginas and hymens) there are many other mnemonics used by medics, anatomy students, etc to help learn the seemingly never-ending amount of information about the body. And because its anatomy, the dirtier the better! Here are a few of my faves, which I am sure other people have variations of:

The carpal bones of the hand going clockwise round in the anatomical position starting with the scaphoid bone, found in the anatomical snuffbox. (The anatomical snuffbox, weird name no? I think it is named so because, in the days of snuff sniffing, people used to put the snuff there to sniff from, but seems a daft place to sniff snuff from to me. If you abduct your thumb as far as it will go, the anatomical snuff is the triangle dip formed below the thumb on the back of the hand just above the wrist. If you’re bothered, its borders are formed by the tendons of Extensor Policis Longus, ulnar side, and Extensor Policis Brevis and Abductor Policis Longus, radial side. It is important medically as it contains the scaphoid bone and the radial artery. But am seriously deviating from the subject here. Right, back to carpal bones.)
Sexy Lucy Tried Pissing Having Copulated Twenty Times
Which would translate as:
Scaphoid
Lunate
Triquital
Pisiform
Hamate
Capitate
Trapezoid
Trapezium

The branches of the parotid gland.
Two Zebras Buggered My Cat
Which would translate as:
Temporal
Zygomatic
Buccal
Mandibular
Cervical

Branches of the External Corotid Artery in a sort of figure of eight style thing.
As She Lay Flat Oscar’s Penis Squirted Madly
Which would translate as:
Ascending pharyngeal
Superior thyroid
Lingual
Facial
Occipital
Posterior Auricular
Superficial Temporal
Maxillary

What the cervical roots of the Brachial Plexus join and divide into.
Randy Tarts Demand Copulation Nightly
Which translates as:
Roots
Trunks
Divisions
Cords
Nerves

There are numerous others but will go on forever if tried to include them all. So there you go, anatomy IS fun yey.

This is a fairly simple (and obscene) mnemonic for the diatomic molecules--the atoms listed, when in a gaseous state, exist in pairs: i.e., O₂

That's for Oxygen, Hydrogen, Chlorine, Fluorine, Bromine, Iodine, and Nitrogen, or O₂, H₂, Cl₂, F₂, Br₂, I₂, and N₂, respectively. I apologize for the double adverb, but it is a necessary evil.