Findings:
- Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
- Please stop annoying me
- Please God, make me a stone.
- Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
- Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
- Oh Sensei, will you please cook for me?
- My God, don't tempt me!
- Stop looking at me
- The Gods Must Be Crazy
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God
- Please let me wake up and find myself found
- Honey, if you love me won't you please please smile?
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- All of your ideas have already occurred to others. Please stop bothering to think. You are selfishly wasting energy and oxygen.
- She stopped me in the city. A lost soul gambling on random encounters.
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- The lady doth protest too much, methinks
- You tell me this is God?
- Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- listen()
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- oh God, i'm going to regret this one
- A conversation between me and god
- Someone please kill me
- To activate god mode, hit tab three times and double click me!
- please forgive me (user)
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Please please please let me get what I want
- Crazy lady
- Stop killing me now
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Oh, God!
- Please Stop Asamothing. You Are Killing Something Beautiful.
- He cries for me, all these years later. He'll never stop 'til I join him in the grave.
- My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
- Crazy mixed up kids who stopped living and became zombies
- Sealing wax color code, or: Stop asking me what the letter says damn you
- Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
- Yes. God forgive me. Yes.
- funny oh God
- I put my head down and hoped to God she wasn't looking at me
- I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
- Nine Inch Will Please a Lady
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- God keep me from ever completing anything
- Who the heck wants to look like an old lady? Pick me, pick me!
- Nothing can stop me now
- Please help me!
- God holds me
- I'd like to thank God for allowing me
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Pleased to Meet Me
- Please let me out, I won't do it again
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
- Oh woe is me
- I Had a Cat and the Cat Pleased Me
- Please eat the last bite of my cookie for me, then?
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- please let me in (user)
- please bully me; my life is not shitty enough
- Please leave me far away from your nonsense, woman.
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
- This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
- please forgive me for whatever i do, when i don't remember you
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- There is no one here to stop me from using this silence.
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- So help me God
- Show Me God
- Somewhere there's a god who wants me
- Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
- god help me
- "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
- God save me from the gift of prophecy
- I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
- If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
- Me and Sue and Ricky and God (idea) mp3 (recording)
- oh my god (user)
- Breathe on me, Breath of God
- Ladies and gentlemen, I play piano, but god is in the house tonight.
- Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
- Call me a lady and I will growl at you
- Eat me beat me lady
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- The voice of God spoke to me. It said, "Lift up everyone around you."
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- Please Please Me
- To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
- stop picking on me
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- A God Pleased By The Odor Of Burning Flesh; A God Who Burns Human Flesh, Eternally
- Please Kill Me
- Me and my big mouth
- Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- stop calling me
- To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
- Daddy, stop hitting me and tell me you love me
- OBAFGKM
- Please do not bring me flowers
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- Give me a moment, please
- Please Don't Bury Me
- Please, Mister Salesperson, Sell Me a RiscPC
- It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
- let me speak please (user)
- Please, Call me Honky
- Please remember to let me down gently.
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire
- Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
- STOP MUTING ME (user)
- She asked me to stop dreaming of death
- To anyone who this may have hurt, please forgive me. The darkness keeps calling and I must go.
- Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
- I hate you. Please don't leave me.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret.
- no power in the verse can stop me
- Stop Me (If You've Heard This Before)
- Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
- i hate this beautiful world o please let me stay here forever
- Oh me
- Will You Stop Helping Me!
- Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
- One Crazy Summer
- Crazy
- The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
- Shine on You Crazy Diamond
- Crazy People
- yellow crazy ant
- Driving Myself Crazy
- making certain he was touching her
- That Crazy Guy!
- When I read about crazy women, I find it hard to discern
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- Crazy Eights
- crazy carl (user)
- How to Tell if That Person on the Bus is Crazy
- Crazy Walking Cravings
- Crazy old guy who shouts Bible passages
- Crazy On You
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- One kind of crazy
- The crazy things we do to keep ourselves sane
- Love is a strange and multifaceted fuckton of crazy
- Smart Went Crazy
- Crazy Frog
- Boy Crazy 69 (user)
- Nothing like a crazy uncle to look up to
- crazy nick (user)
- crazy nick91 (user)
- Crazy Johnny & The Evil Genius
- crazy person (user)
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