Findings:

• how to stop someone's massive bleeding from the femoral artery
• How to get someone to stop playing that one song over and over
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic.
• It's all happy endings and meaningful conversation until someone gets hurt
• Bleeding through a tourniquet smile
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• If someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "Yes!"
• If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
• stop the bleeding
• Get a rise out of someone
• oh my god (user)
• God won't hear when you pray from Hell
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• all bleeding stops
• Dear God
• Oh, dear
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• Only the weak get themselves killed in someone else's battle
• God won't take the time to sort your ashes from mine
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Can't Stop Won't Stop: A History of the Hip-Hop Generation
• Stop praying for someone to save you and save yourself
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• your teeth just won't stop chewing at my heart
• funny oh God
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• I won't get over it until people get over Jesus
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!
• Won't Get Fooled Again
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• When you get to the top, I know what it'll seem like. But there IS someone there. There IS someone there.
• God gets pissed
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• Oh my God! There's an axe in my head!
• Stop the World — I Want to Get Off
• The feeling you get when you hold someone's hand
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• TRAIN WON'T STOP
• What were you expecting? Once the process of falsification is set in motion, it won't stop.
• Oh, God!
• A wee fire won't stop us
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• something is broken inside and it won't stop hurting
• Oh my God! The cleaner's on holiday!
• Get over the self-absorbed "I'll never sell out" rhetoric
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• bleeding
• Romeo Is Bleeding
• I can never ride the bleeding edge of technology!
• Pacific Bleeding Heart
• fading lost soul marked by this, an ever bleeding eye, a single tear
• Love Lies Bleeding
• Happy and Bleeding
• bleeding heart conservative
• We are trapped in the belly of this horrible machine, and the machine is bleeding to death
• this bleeding place
• The Bleeding Edge (1980-2000)
• The Bleeding Edge (1980-2000) III
• bleeding out
• Cupping and Bleeding at the Zen Temple
• Bleeding a brake system
• bleeding house
• Bleeding on paper
• contact bleeding
• Chafing prevention
• Anne of Bleeding Hemorrhoids
• History Bleeding
• I was burned and bleeding, but the galaxy still spun on
• Bleeding Love
• all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
• bleeding heart (user)
• reflex bleeding
• I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
• surrounded by black paisley and bleeding
• The Bleeding Edge
• Are they bleeding all your colours into one?
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• dear reader
• Dear
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Dear Stalker
• Dear John letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Dear Natasha
• Dear Kimberly-Clark Corporation
• Dear Dotti
• Dear You
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Dear Dead Person
• Dear Willa (from Portland)
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Dear Iers:
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Dear Old Tech
• Dear Friends
• Dear Postal Customer
• Dear Reyer School
• Dear Abby
• Dear Mom
• Dear Friend Disaster
• Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
• Dear Kiddo:
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Dear Constance
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• Dear Daniel
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• Dear girlie in the back row
• Dear Tabby
• Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
• Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
• Elementary, my dear Watson
• dear pet (user)
• Dear Nate,
• Magna Carta, my dear?
• Dear Nora
• Little-Oh Dear
• my dear friends
• Dear Catastrophe Waitress
• Dear Grandpa
• Matthew Dear
• Dear Sir
• hello dear wind
• Dear whoever
• DEAR LEADER
• Dear eye
• Dear Female
• Dear PETA
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Dear Mr. Sun Deck
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Dear J - On romantic chemistry
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• Dear White People
• tickle me, dear
• At long and dear last
• Dear Mr. Donald Trump
• Dear Software Recruiters
• Dear Theodosia

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