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• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• What Would You Do For a Klondike® Bar?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• What Would God Do?
• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• What Would John Rocker Do?
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• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• What would a universal Turing machine do?
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• What would Brian Boitano do?
• What Would Jesus Do?
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Do you take it I would astonish? Does the daylight astonish?
• What Would Judas Do?
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• Except When To Do So Would Injure Them Or Others
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• If you would be so kind
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• If I were Twenty-One I would "do the next thing"
• What would you do if you weren't afraid?
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• What would EDB do?
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• What Would Buddha Do?
• What would the Lord of Eternal Darkness do?
• What Would Jackie Chan Do?
• What Would You Do?
• What would Feynman do?
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• What would Machiavelli do?
• I would do that for you
• The good crew will know what its captain would do
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• What would you do with $86,400 a day?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Such knowledge would do nothing more than haunt your dreams and frustrate your days
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What would Nietzsche do?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• But what kind of violence would not be natural? Is not cruelty natural?
• The best kind of bartender
• What kind of veterans do we have now?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Open source cars would be doing 200 mpg by now
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• why I think I can't do anything
• who do you think you are?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Would you like a cup of coffee?
• I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
• Things that a fetus would say if it could speak
• Why would a god let so many of his "flock" stray?
• No matter what you think, you can NOT do homework in bed
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
• What to do if your friends think you are an agent of the Old Ones
• So You Think You Are a "Christian," Do You?
• It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
• What do we do now, mother machine?
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• Do not weep, maiden, for war is kind
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• who would play (Deleted) in the movie of (Deleted)?
• I would love to hold your hand.
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why do we think we can give a score to our happiness?
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• I don't think you could do this with a modern SUV
• Do it now
• The kind of math I do
• Asking people what music they like is rarely useful
• Do you think it's me?
• all you have to do is think and they'll grow
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• do what now?
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• I never thought it would be like this
• What song would you want to sing if you could sing?
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• The Ten Commandments revised
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• I would beg to see your arms raised in calcification towards the expanding horizon
• And What Do You Think?
• Would you know if you were insane?
• If we had a more developed tailbone, would we wag our tail?
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• Eddie would go
• what would you like?
• You mean the me that you would be
• How would you understand?
• This would be easier if we did it backwards
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• Libertarian views on age of consent laws
• Now you do what they told ya
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• Do you really think voting for a third party candidate is going to "send a message"?
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• What do you think about Human Clothing?
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• Great minds do not think alike
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Do Make Say Think
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• What luck for rulers that men do not think.
• Conventional views about human cloning
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• What do you think?
• Things I'll do now that he's gone
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• Do you think that girl is attractive?
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• Do not think that way, Subhuti.
• Treatment of corporations
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• and what about now? are your eyes open? do you know what the risks are?
• Do chessmasters think more moves ahead?
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• So... what do we do now that we're happy?
• I Think We're Alone Now
• eternity would be boring
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• think of me now
• When I think of him now I can smell horses

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