Findings:

• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• Attention has been paid
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• the hottest it has ever been
• An American Testament has been written, and our Ten Commandments are as follows
• Much has been done, and much remains to be done
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Ever since I met you I've been looping a recursive subroutine
• A serious error has occurred
• Oh well, I guess I'll have to stain the world with darkness until my bloodlust has been quenched.
• someone has been out crying on my lawn again
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• Much Ado About Nothing
• Too much has changed, even while the scenery stays the same.
• the best damned story ever written
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• How to check if someone has been to the mall
• Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• A book has always been my best friend
• WARNING: Long term exposure to women has been known to cause bitterness and alcoholism during laboratory tests
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• Why did Bach never write an opera?
• Much Ado About Nothing I.ii
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• This writeup has nothing to do with this title
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Oceania has never been at war
• Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• This is the oldest I've ever been
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Oceania has always been at war with Eastasia
• The Piano Has Been Drinking
• It has not been a wonderful day
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• Everything always comes back to me. Everything has always been my fault
• Our desire to remember has been fragmented into a thousand slices
• This statement has not been evaluated by the FDA
• Western Civilization has been dead for the last 60 years
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• like nothing ever was
• Evolution has never been observed
• The greatest paper ever written
• Nothing is too serious to laugh at
• Why there hasn't been much hooliganism in holland during Euro2000
• Shuddering like ice has been dumped down your pants
• They are not talking much, and the talk is quiet, of nothing in particular
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• Every new technology has been endowed with the potential to transform society
• Reality has nothing to do with money
• Ku, Work on What Has Been Spoiled (Decay)
• Few things ruin a romantic evening like finding your car has been towed
• I have never been sure that you knew quite how much I loved you
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The ringing has been drowned out by voices
• Communication is a good thing, this has been shown
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• My life has suddenly been decided for me
• The Honor Roll has been retired (document)
• This has not been an easy year.
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• my mind has long been gnawed by the cankering tooth of mystery
• The light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : Oh No, Mr. Spooner Has Been Poisoned
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• Proximity Martini
• How to check if someone has been through it all
• My dog has been stolen
• How to find something which has been lost
• The lust of years has been fulfilled
• my experience with wishes has not been very positive
• ______ is considered a potential weapon because of its threatening nature and quick deployment and therefore has been made illegal
• The weight has been lifted
• Your IP address has been logged.
• The sound of children screaming has been removed
• sex has always been a marketing strategy
• Best Math Books Ever Written
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• a secret cabal of squirrels has been slowly terraforming the world behind our backs
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Sorry. Position has been filled.
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• jealousy, which has been a sort of game you played with yourself, now grips you relentlessly.
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Your computer has been cracked
• Nothing ever changes
• How interesting facts and theories are discredited
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens
• We're sorry to inform you: Tony Orlando has been postponed
• all words go somewhere and nothing is ever lost
• Your success in life has been predetermined from birth
• the truth which completely destroys your world is a lie; nothing is ever completely destroyed
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• Faith has absolutely nothing to do with Science
• Spirituality has nothing to do with religion
• much later, probably one whole minute has passed
• Nothing has changed.
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• Much Ado About Nothing I.i
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• This confession has meant nothing.
• So much nothing
• Everything that can be invented has been invented
• Too little time to do anything, too much time to do nothing
• Nothing Much Happens
• And the lion has nothing to fear
• ha ha only serious
• The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
• Has Been
• I've been smoking ever since
• The ceiling of innovation has been reached
• It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
• attention span
• All attention is good attention.
• My experiment in not paying attention to numbers
• How to get the attention of unruly school children
• attention unit
• Attention Scum
• Attention seeker
• hunger for attention
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Phylactery of Monstrous Attention
• Short Attention Span Theater
• Fire's attention
• I lived in interesting times, came to the attention of those in power, and found what I was looking for.
• I am the question. Unanswered. Demanding attention
• you will not keep the attention of plebeians, they only listen with their eyes
• if you're not paying attention, you're lost
• some boys need a little more attention
• All you need is attention and ...
• I've frequently not been on boats
• Front porch, what should have been said
• New zombies have been animated to replace the old
• Been
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• I may or may not have been naked
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• It's been lovely
• Everything that there is to do with a guitar has been done
• Everything that there is to do with electronic instruments has been done
• It's All Been Done Before
• I know I have been dreaming
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• Laugh when you have been listening well
• It hasn't been so long, but
• Someone's been messing with my anti-paranoia medication!
• The software hath been released
• So now that I've been cursed to die...
• As if we had been sitting next to each other for years
• It is never too late to be what you would have been
• Could I Have Been?
• She dumped me when she found out I'd been faking my Scottish accent
• I've Been Tired
• I have always been burning
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a thirteen year-old girl
• Obviously, Doctor, you've never been a Live Nude Lesbian
• Some liberties have been taken with dialogue
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• The way things have always been done
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Maybe You've Been Brainwashed Too
• I wish I had been told what Schrödinger really meant

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