Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Not unless someone gifts me a C! to use, which sometimes they graciously do"

• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• Words which mean more than you think they do at the time.
• I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
• I sold my soul for a gift I scarcely use, which I keep to myself
• Words you can't use unless they describe you
• Recipe for Tomato Soup, unless you're like me, in which case it's a recipe for tomato stew
• I do not think that they will sing to me.
• Listen to me, because I am in the soapbox. This is the voice of the soapbox. I am calling to you. Do you hear the sounds of my soaply siren song? My syntactically sweet strumming along to sequential sequestrations of symmetrically snakey st
• Sometimes birds are lions and prides of pigeons shake the ground when they roar.
• Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• What did my spleen ever do for me?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• The Internet made me do it
• This is the city. Los Angeles, California. Sometimes someone gets the urge to pet a small furry animal. That's my job. My name's Friday. I carry a badger.
• Which BSD is right for me?
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Do not use the toaster: It will catch on fire
• If they do not give you work or bread, then take bread
• SciFiQuest 3019: My Robot Made Me Do It
• Easy way to remember which fork to use
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• they couldn’t speak at all; so used to disuse were their tongues
• Unless the enemy has studied his Agrippa... which I have!
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• Do not give what is holy to the dogs; nor cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you in pieces
• do you think about me as much as i think about you?
• How do you know when someone's your best friend?
• States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Savings Time
• Do you like me?
• Everything I do gives me cancer
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• Never use someone else's outline to write copy from
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• sometimes during the rainy season they find bones in the gardens
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• A few minutes is all it will take sometimes to completely undo me
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Why Do You Love Me?
• They don't touch me the same way
• they only gave me trouble anyways
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• Sometimes I do things just to feel alive
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless
• What you do to me
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I know they are watching me
• It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets
• They forgot to give me the operating system!
• Where do they keep the car keys when they transport cars?
• if they forget me, I just might disappear
• I like you; do you like me?
• I Used to Know a Man Who Killed Me Once a Week
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• The thing your aunt gave you which you don't know what it is
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• Please let me out, I won't do it again
• Helping a loved one with depression
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• More ads which make me not want to buy their cars
• Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
• Someone looking at a picture of me
• Words are useless full of excuses you used me well
• And They Believed Me!
• unless, of course, we assume the narrator is delusional or lying, which is far less interesting. Or, alternatively, if we assume magic is real
• Sometimes etiquette gets me nowhere
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• i am always awake. what do you require of me?
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better, it's not.
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• Things never were what they used to be
• They Don't Want Me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Dan Used to do it
• Why do Mac people also use Linux?
• I joined the Army in order to die, and they sent me where I could die
• Do they care it's Christmas time?
• Horses: do they love us back?
• Eye contact at a distance
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Simple words, simple dreams
• Do you think you could love me now?
• Dai-Un made me do it!
• sometimes it feels like the world is trying to tell me to wake up
• Do you think it's me?
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• And would you do this thing for me? Land softly, yeah, land softly
• Why do you persist on kissing me, whilst I obviously fake the deep breathing and the not so rapid eye movement?
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• How Do You Want Me?
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• We don't have time. Not like they do.
• They Flee From Me
• What Do I Do With Me
• Where do they go when they walk out and leave the body behind?
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• drum rudiments which sound like they were named by a neural net
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• You Do Something To Me
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I swear I just came here for a sandwich, but do you remember me?
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• They might not need me - yet they might -
• That which cannot give me everything I might want
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• They love me in San Francisco
• how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
• There's nothing you can do to me that Castro hasn't already done
• They want me for a focus group!
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I used to love women from afar. Of course, now they call it stalking.
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Do not blame me, Miss Gorgeous, if I regard you with suspicion
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• She loved me for my brains not my body. It's what zombies do.
• They had been expecting me
• They inspire me
• Black People Hate Me and They Hate My Glasses
• Reasons toilets swirl the way they do
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• They are telling me it is time to go
• Helping someone who practices self-mutilation
• Mama, Do You Love Me?
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• which do not stand scrutiny
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• Sometimes in the quiet spaces between the sheets we forget who we each used to be
• I used to judge you based on which songs you'd play on Guitar Hero 3
• Remember me, I used to live for music. Remember me, I brought your groceries in.
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My Daddy used to make me run in rain like this
• Sometimes people drive considerable distances in order to use a simulated running machine in the gym
• where they used to live
• They Know Me
• Do you know me?
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Sometimes I fly and sometimes you love me
• B Battery
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they

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