Findings:

• Not tonight, I have a headache
• Dear Doctor, I have Read your Play
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Dear God
• dear reader
• Dear
• Oh, dear
• How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
• Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally
• Dear Mynx
• Dear Prudence
• A Dear Abby Letter
• Show me dear Christ, thy spouse so bright and clear
• Dear God: how about that whole holocaust thing?
• Dear Diary
• Ask moJoe : Dear (Longwinded Asslicker) Anonymous
• Ask moJoe : Dear Wanted in NJ
• Ask moJoe : Dear Concerned
• Ask moJoe : Dear Jeered-at in Jerusalem
• Ask moJoe : Dear Spamtasic in Wallawalla
• Ask moJoe : Dear Yakks the Plumer
• Ask moJoe : Dear Curious in Canada
• Ask moJoe : Dear Baffled On Beacon Hill
• Dear Stalker
• Yes - oh dear yes - the novel tells a story
• Dear John letter
• Ask moJoe : Dear Conquerer in California
• Dear Natasha
• Dear Kimberly-Clark Corporation
• Dear Dotti
• Dear You
• Dear Woman Trying On Pants,
• Dear Dead Person
• Dear Willa (from Portland)
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• Dear Iers:
• Dear Eyes, How well indeed, you do adorn
• Dear Old Tech
• Dear Friends
• Dear Postal Customer
• Dear Reyer School
• Oh My Dear (Falling in Love)
• Dear Abby
• Dear Mom
• Dear Friend Disaster
• Final Fantasy V: Dear Friends
• Dear Kiddo:
• Dear beautiful like an orange blossom: What is the nice surprise?
• Dear Constance
• Dear, there's a sphenisciform at the door
• Dear Daniel
• Once more unto the breach, dear friends
• Dear Everything, do you live in Vancouver on December 15th?
• Dear girlie in the back row
• Dear Tabby
• Dear anonymous. Here is your moment.
• Dear Lord and Father of Mankind
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• Elementary, my dear Watson
• dear pet (user)
• Dear Nate,
• Magna Carta, my dear?
• Dear Nora
• Little-Oh Dear
• my dear friends
• Dear Catastrophe Waitress
• Dear Grandpa
• Matthew Dear
• Dear Sir
• To My Dear and Loving Husband
• Dear Mary
• Dear Mr. Kerry
• Dear Consumer,
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves
• Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts
• It's nice to be heard, dear
• Don't fear, Dear Heart.
• You to me are treasure. You to me are dear.
• DEAR (user)
• Dear Mr. Henshaw
• Wizard People, Dear Reader
• list of things
• Dear Sister
• Dear Hermetic
• Dear Valentine,
• Dear Stalkee
• The Dears
• dear john goddess
• dear john: from the goddess of the forest
• We can see everything as it truly is, except things we hold dear
• hello dear wind
• Dear whoever
• DEAR LEADER
• Dear God, I Hate Myself
• Dear eye
• Dear Santa
• Dear Esther
• Dear Female
• Dear PETA
• Dear Mom, 19 August 1945
• Dear Mr. Sun Deck
• Your heart may be broken, but the world still rotates my dear friend
• Dear J - On romantic chemistry
• Ask moJoe : Dear Credulous in Cambridge
• Dear White People
• Dear Tina,
• tickle me, dear
• At long and dear last
• Don't Let's Go to the Dogs Tonight
• Dear Software Recruiters
• Dear Theodosia
• Dear Wise Guy
• Oh dear, how sad, never mind
• Loophole Abusing a Magic Cauldron, chapter 8: Welcome Home, Dear Deirdre
• Have Blue (user)
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• have
• I don't have a thing to wear!
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Know your pets
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• It's better to regret something you HAVE done
• We Have Explosive
• Have you tried rebooting?
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• She's Gotta Have It
• Justice and piety have vanished
• Have you found Jesus?
• What we've got here is a failure to communicate
• Sometimes I have this dream where I am flying
• Have a nice day
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• Have you let Emacs into your heart?
• I did not have sexual relations with that woman
• You have a big finger
• Did God have choice in creating the universe?
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• I have no faith in your God
• What have you
• Citizen: You have committed an error
• Front porch, what should have been said
• Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned

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