Findings:

• I think people would rather be happy than virtuous
• Friend, you have a lot to learn if you think loving me would be a bad idea.
• Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• I don't think I would want to date her now, anyway
• What would aliens think if they talked to an average western human being?
• What would Ben Franklin think of this?
• Did you think I would give up that easily?
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
• Think of a typical high school movie. Okay, now think of a typical college movie.
• What Would Jesus Do?
• When that cow would walk it was like she was dancing
• What would happen to your beer in outer space?
• Perhaps you would like to meet your evil twin!
• Surely he would remember this
• I would like to have emotions
• If somebody wrote a book about your life, would anybody want to read it?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• I would've taken an axe to it, but I'm pretty sure the dryad would have pulverized me
• I would have attempted to draw her if she had stayed that way.
• Would you rather have a matrimony profile?
• I would like to file a complaint corona haiku
• if I was doing it for compliments I would have stopped a lot sooner
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
• How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
• think too much (user)
• I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
• E2 killed my dog, and I don't think it's fair
• Running an information technology department is harder than you think
• I'm not what you think
• don't think so loudly; whisper something in my ear
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
• The solution to an unusual paragraph
• The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
• What Would Jesus Drink?
• if you had it as an option, would you take it?
• I would love for you to come to me with Christmas lights around your head, late night like a ghost
• What Would Heinlein Do?
• What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• would that I could live in a book
• What would you change if you could?
• We would return to one another
• I Think I Love You
• What Do You Care What Other People Think?
• So You Think You're Computer-Illiterate
• Food that does not come from the country people think it comes from
• I can often think myself right into the nuthouse
• The second glance over the shoulder that makes you think: What if?
• I try not to think about it
• Black Hand Over Europe - The Croat Problem - III. What the Man-in-the-Street Thinks
• Don't come back, don't call. Think of another way.
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I Think I Should Have Loved You
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• unusual, then
• The best kind of bartender
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• Half-sour pickle
• What Would You Do?
• That I Would Be Good
• Jessica, too tall but still lovely, was not sure she would or should drop the whale
• Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• Would You Like To Play Again?
• Would you take your shoes back now?
• Would you eat a pesticide?
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• If I were Twenty-One I would save money
• Porn industry
• i think i could love you
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• First Fiction: Think
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• Think Different (user)
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Clicking noises aren't unusual when you own an older car
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• What would you give your left arm for?
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• Things I Thought I Would Never Hear Myself Say
• Just to see what it would be like
• I would have liked thunder when she left
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• A book that would feed our chats
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• A coat is a thing that keeps the rain off your skin. Why would you want a thing like that?
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• Imagine how the world would be if only wrecking balls could destroy flowers
• I don't think of her
• I think I tried to flirt with you
• Think Fast
• I don't think I like your system
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• If you think of "Banana", you'll taste "Banana"
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• I think of Marriage as a Feast Table full of various Foods
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming
• This story about a misanthropist is not about who you think it is about
• I think I misunderstood, a mirror caught my eye
• if you think you are the strongest you can be, then you are
• The Unusual Suspects
• Would you like fries with that?
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• Where would America be without Canada?
• there is very little that all christians would agree on
• I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
• How Would Jesus Drive?
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• If Gore Had Won (A cautionary tale)
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Mandy would be happy if i died
• And he noticed my fingers / and asked me if I would play (e2poll)
• cat haters
• Fuck what other people think
• You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
• I think I'll just go to sleep in this snow bank.
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• When I think of him now I can smell horses
• The fluttering thoughts a leaf can think
• Sometimes I think you love that doomsday machine more than you love me.
• Why can't the Democrats ever think up this kind of sleazy shit?
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• In Defense of Minor Attracted People or I Think it's Genocide
• A Most Unusual Camera
• What would you sacrifice a dream for?
• What would EDB do?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• The Filesystem That Would Be King
• you, who would stifle beautiful words not yet born
• Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
• The dog who would not come in
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• But if you destroy the world, where would we live?
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• Would you pick up a penny? (e2poll)
• in case the sun ever would conquer the earth
• If I were Twenty-One I would study the art of pleasing
• I think that I shall never see
• What do girls think about guys who think about what other people think about girls and what they do?
• Think before you speak
• Never trust anything that can think for itself
• sit in the corner and think about what you've done
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Think of the children!
• He probably thinks he is doing fine
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Dick Green
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If they put you in a copy machine, an ass would come out
• Mother and I Would Like to Know
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1975
• Mind without body
• I would like
• Things that would have seemed unbelievable about 11 years ago
• At night, her eyes closed, she would

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