The North American Man-Fetus Love Association (or NAMFLA, for short) is a
secret organization believing itself to be a natural
counterpart of
NAMBLA (wherein the "B" is for "Boy") which is restricted in interest to fetophilia (foetofilia in the
UK) a practice much like
pedophilia except that it describes persons who desire to have
sexual relations with a
fetus. Like the pedophiles who populate NAMBLA, the most dedicated fetophiles of NAMFLA distribute
literature to one another (and anyone else) claiming this to be a
completely normal,
natural, and even
healthy desire, and one that is equally healthy for the fetus (in a relationship which the fetophiles describe as being between the adult "
lover" and the fetal "
beloved") -- except that the fetophiles simply can't figure out exactly
how to fulfill this
desire, on account of the
fetus still being in a
womb and all.
Another concern for fetophiles is the need to distinguish between male and female fetuses. As one
anonymous dues-paying NAMFLA member put it, "I'm only attracted to
male fetuses, but really I can't tell which is which. I mean, I look at a
pregnant woman, and have no way to tell whether I'd be interested in her fetus without maybe breaking into her medical records or something. So it'd be great if someone could gimme some pointers on that." Naturally, once the
mother gives
birth, the former object of the fetophile's
affection ceases to actually be a "fetus" and so the fetophile immediately loses their
carnal interest in it, as if they'd just been thrust into a
cold shower.
Through the North American Man-Fetus Love Association, fetophiles have sought to
petition the
government to legalise man-fetus love, and to help them develop the
technology which will allow them to have "healthy, normal, natural"
sex with
fetuses. Until then, hardcore fetophiles will just have to continue having sex with heavily
pregnant women, in the hopes that they can at least have some incidental sex contact with her fetus.
Government officials, meanwhile, have shockingly expressed no concern over the vast quantities of "fetal porn" on the
Internet. As another anonymous NAMFLA member has exclaimed, "how can we resist
temptation when just a quick Google image search brings up countless images of
completely nude fetuses?" Fetophiles have even been known to spontaneously
ejaculate and
faint with pleasure when mistaking an
umbilical cord for a gigantic fetal
dong. On the other hand, at least half the pictures which come up in a typical fetal image search are gross, supposedly
aborted, fetuses posted by
Christian groups, which are obviously composed of anti-fetophiliacs seeking to
hamstring the
pleasure of fetophiles. As yet another anonymous NAMFLA member, described it, "yeah, it's really discouraging looking for good fetus and seeing all that nasty bloody abortion crap. Well, except for our subchapter of
necrofetophiles -- that stuff
really turns them on, the sick
bastards."
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Disclaimer: This is only a parody. If the North American Man-Boy Love Association should wish to sue me over this.... well, good luck with that!!