Findings:

• Reading ahead in comic calendars
• People who don't read
• Tell me what you read, and I will tell you who you are
• Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
• A poem for a man who does not read poetry.
• Nobody cares who would win a fistfight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
• Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• The guy who can't even pick up guys
• Nobody wins the game of who has been hurt more
• Nobody, not even the rain, has such small hands
• I'm nobody! Who are you?
• You are looking for someone who does not want to be found. Even if you find them it will not be a success.
• She who leaves men as flaming wrecks in the ditch on the side of the road in her wake, yea, even submarines
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Let's just say the ground is swept for me even if nobody rolled out a red carpet
• What do you do when nobody cares anymore, not even yourself
• chat room
• 14 Rules of Internet Chat
• Internet Relay Chat
• AOL chat
• Fireside Chats
• hot chat
• For when you and your shiftless friends are wasting your time on chat
• TVTV! Chat
• Trois p'tits chats
• chat addiction
• Les Chats
• Comparison of IRC and Web chats
• Le Chat
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• Cri du Chat
• MTV3 Chat Show
• MSN Chat
• RtCW Quick Chat
• Smashed chat potatoes with rosemary and sea salt
• chat (user)
• chat masala
• CHAT vaccine
• chat alot (user)
• joker's chat (fullpage)
• Slickity Jim's Chat 'n Chew
• A book that would feed our chats
• The register of Internet forums and chats
• Bingo chat rooms (user)
• Her voice was shiny
• Let's get together, chat, drink tea, shoot each other with handguns
• Chat Conversation St (user)
• In which Sparrow Jones has a couple fireside chats
• Confidential Chats with Girls
• even (user)
• Even better than the real thing
• Even Cowgirls get the Blues
• The Devil went home crying and Jesus never even showed up
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Even though I sleep terribly with another body in the bed
• Even
• not even wrong
• break even
• not even thirty
• Even my faults he adores
• Even Day
• I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
• Even if we're not together
• In your presence even my shadow acquires the sensation of touch
• I can't find my feeding tube
• Camaros are a poor man's Corvette, and Pontiacs are an even poorer man's Camaro
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even
• even permutation
• Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
• I'll even wonder if you meant it at the time
• the sum of all positive even numbers is -2
• Even from the East German judge!
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• Even in hell, I knew better than to eat the salsa
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• even the fool
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Even In Dreams
• Even Years Ago
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• Dr's hospital adventure: Even the hospital food smells good when...
• What it is like to go without and then, to not, even in a small way
• Even nerds need people skills
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• Man will even get used to the gallows
• Do we even get one whole egg in a breakfast hockey puck?
• Even permutations are not odd
• Even a stopped clock is right twice a day
• Even the moon was wrong
• I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
• Never Give a Sucker an Even Break
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Hey, we're Pizza Hut! We've put cheese in places you've never even dreamed of!
• even function
• lots of small things can fill up a day without you even being aware of it
• You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life even if you had an electrified fooling machine!
• Something Even Better
• Latin for Even More Occasions
• Given that a and b are integers, a^2 = b^3, and a is even, prove that a must be divisible by 4
• I love you, even when I am heartless
• The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• Even if You Don't
• Even in the Quietest Moments
• Obscure Solutions to Even More Obscure Problems
• I assumed we would not even be friends
• kiss, even
• even number
• Even a pigeon has a pussy
• Thai grilled beef salad with variations, even vegetarian ones
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• Even things as amazing as stars burn out
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
• The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
• Even cannibals get the blues
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• Wanting to hear those quiet, even breaths at four in the morning
• That blood... it sang even as it spilled over the curb and crawled cello tremulous along the gutter's grade
• Why it is acceptable - even patriotic - to burn an American flag
• odd or even
• Five is both even and odd
• Even aan mijn moeder vragen
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
• You make yourself lonely even though you don't have to
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I still don't even know you
• Even death is beautiful
• You're a poet and you don't even know it
• Even numbers, odd numbers and the XNOR logical operator
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Not a fingerprint, not even a whisper
• Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
• Even if they're really good friends, you shouldn't trust a couple hundred friends with your secrets
• Even In Death
• This was then, and now I can't even find your grave
• Even trees die
• I do it because it hurts, and then even that is over
• The sun even shines on a dog's ass occasionally
• Completely implausible circumstances, even by comic book standards
• Even Johansen
• Even the Queen
• even steven (user)
• Why should I care about proper HTML when it looks fine on my browser? (document)
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• I'm filled with feelings even German can't describe
• No, nothing, not even dreams
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Your kisses, even in word form, give me butterflies
• A place where even trees conspire
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• It's not love. It's not even close.
• Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
• even though I wanted my friends to know
• Our stories will surprise even our selves.
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• We Were Dead Before the Ship Even Sank
• Even the ugliest kangaroo can carry a message of love
• What would get you to contribute even more E2 content? (e2poll)
• Even death requires an essay
• Playing Risk is like arguing on the internet. Even if you win, you're still retarded.
• you can't break even
• but the future is always tomorrow -- even now drowning in bytes
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• We can't even sort out the space between people, we have no business building rockets.
• Everything I have told you, even this, is a lie
• Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• You are brave and wonderful even when they nuke the damn thing.

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