Findings:

• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• All you ever did was let it happen
• He stretched out his arms but she was not there
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• When he removed his stilton sword from my fart valve, he was pleasantly surprised to see a toilet twinkie staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the colon cobra off his ample cock.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• "All these years," he said, "I've been opening the window and making love to the world."
• Was it something I said?
• More than he was willing to give
• I married him because he was not mean
• Same as it Ever Was
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• She didn't write like Emily Dickinson, but she did live in a house overlooking a cemetery, and I guess he thought that was important.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• All he left her was alone
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• "Fill it in", he said.
• He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
• He Was a Crook
• When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
• He said, Shi said
• Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
• The class valedictorian was still tripping balls when he was bailed out in time to give the commencement speech at graduation
• you know he said
• He was hard in all the wrong places
• He Was Only Joking
• She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
• Shaymus is older than I thought he was
• He was found
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• he was a punk poet himself
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
• She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• He was a cinnamon roll too pure for this world. She was absolute metal.
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
• Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• That's Just How He Was
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• It was 1992. He smiled.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• When I was 21, he was building a Time Machine
• Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
• Was it ever there?
• Not what was said
• The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• At least he was gentle
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• like nothing ever was
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
• some say he was never here at all
• the dead had risen, and there was nobody to pump gas
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• all I ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• He had something to say. He said it.
• He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• It was the year 2000. Nobody knew what was coming.
• He Said, She Said
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
• Once there was a bug in a hole that he dug
• Something everyone has done but nobody knows what to call it
• nobody important (user)
• Trying to make a name for yourself on E2 by publishing poetry is like playing in the WNBA for fame. You might get a few points here and there, but practically nobody's watching and practically nobody cares.
• So then she said
• Charlotte, who, like a lot of low-maintenance women, cannot tell a lie, said, Yes.
• When I said too much I wasn't kidding.
• She said I dreamed like dead men
• will our souls remember where we said we'd meet?
• Sane but Overwhelmed (user)
• Was I nearly as anti-consumerism as I had initially thought?
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• If I were watched alone, I'd be considered insane
• Dumb laws
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
• She was very beautiful. Y'know?
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• The Revolution was Postponed Because of Rain
• Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• It was a Mary Tyler Moore moment
• You kissed me. It was sweet and timid.
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• She always was devious in her beauty
• I was thinking I could clean up for Christmas
• Where I Was
• I didn't ask if the glass was half full or half empty. I've always had enough to drink.
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• I am that person I was watching
• every noder was once a normal human
• but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
• And though it was snowing outside, all within were warm.
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• I Was Meant for the Stage
• I Fell In Love With A Girl Who Was Already Gone.
• if I was goody
• I was approached
• There was a time when I got lost wherever I went.
• The cruelest thing you've ever done
• dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
• Soulmates who will never ever meet again
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
• Ever After
• This guy tipped his waitress a dollar with a dick drawn on it. What happened next left me questioning everything I ever thought about income inequality.
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• he'
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• He Wishes for the Cloths of Heaven
• He held my hand - once
• The turkey, he faint
• He breaks her heart on a daily basis
• She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
• I can't operate this robot; he is my son
• He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
• he is too shy to write his tale
• Nobody in Particular (user)
• Nobody Move
• They said no
• She Said, She Said
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Things the rooted said (and fed me mustard and honey)

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