Findings:

• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• No one has died
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• A list of things kids should and should not have from a woman who has no kids
• they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
• They didn't have the heart
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Has no one told you he's not breathing?
• the rain has no enemies; all things are rain of one form or another
• They grow up. No one told me.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• no famine has ever taken place in the history of the world in a functioning democracy
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• They have no bones.
• To boldly go where no one has gone before
• No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• no one has a single face. we are multiplicities.
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• I only leave the door open because I know that no one would dare to come in.
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• nor was there anything to be attained that you didn't already have
• A song has a lyric, songs have lyrics
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
• 5 months with no sex has finally got me in trouble
• GISHWHES (Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen)
• How many "Spinal Tap" drummers have died, in total?
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• I didn't always have this cool job
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• proof that the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• in a river aeons past began a trust which unleashed the third greatest force this world has ever seen
• Chipirones en su tinta
• Those torpedo bombers didn't do a darn thing did they
• Has a cat ever killed anyone?
• Many have died; you also will die.
• At least I didn't have to pay...
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• Have you ever thought
• Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I Like Bananas Because They've Got No Bones
• MY life has no carrot
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• Is Astrology the Biggest Hoax Mankind has Ever Seen?
• September has such a feeling
• To One who has been Long in City Pent
• Each one has their own story
• I Had No Time to Hate, Because
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• And youth is cruel and has no remorse
• fewer has no opposite like less-more
• How could you ever have enough?
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
• On the Air Because They Care
• Why hasn't Real Media died yet?
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• i did that on purpose. i didn't have to miss.
• Ebonics began with pirates
• They all lived happily ever after
• the dreams that should have died
• They did so because they believed they could.
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• no easy love could ever make me feel the same
• They shall be tormented day and night for ever and ever
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Because the gods that made them are gods no more
• To boldly go where no man has gone before
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• Where No Man Has Gone Before
• a contracting function in a complete metric space has one fixed point (proof)
• God has no free will
• the field of real numbers has no non-trivial automorphisms
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• Naming Windows computers
• shippai wa seiko no moto
• Your request for no MSG has been denied
• Hitler has only got one ball
• gomame no ha gishiri
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• A community without shame has no future
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• because I have given up any care
• Live Era '87-'93
• And They Didn't Die
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Redundancy in DNA
• Plus, the poem didn't rhyme and it fit on one page.
• I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
• You didn't even keep one bag?
• I knocked on the massive door, and came one step closer to knowing what I didn't know before.
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• How to comfort someone whose parent has died
• Something inside has died
• Am I dying? Have I died?
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Have You Ever Walked?
• A man has died
• The coolest I've ever felt, given that I didn't end up with a gun.
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• There's no such thing as happily ever after.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• They hate me because I'm beautiful
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• No government can ever give you freedom
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• the hottest it has ever been
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• the only comfort we could ever have
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I miss you because I have nothing else to miss
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Only Thing That Ever Has
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• Two Things I am Compelled to Support because of One Thing I Strongly Believe In
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)

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