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• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• There will be no more stories to read
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• When I stop going there, I will be well.
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• When night falls, I will be waiting for you
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• My skin will remember your skin, but I will no longer know. I will be a ghost forever
• It will be good when I am leader
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• When she shouts BE QUIET THE NEIGHBORS WILL HEAR IF YOU'RE NOT QUIET
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• If everything you do is a cry for help, no one will listen
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• I drool when I wear my teeth
• I was supposed to be dead when this picture was taken
• But we should not be afraid. How else will we discover the answers?
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• No one can be totally logical
• Don't want to be lonely no more
• The end will be a sellout
• There are times when they seem to be right
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• I will be silent as I wait
• In the spark of an enemy, there will be salvation
• size doesn't matter
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Oh sneff, will you be my cook, my thief, my wife, and my lover?
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
• Today will be difficult. But tomorrow, good riding.
• I may never be queen, but you will never break me
• No peace I find
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• When Will You Die for the Last Time in My Dreams?
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• It will be in Georgia. It will be Taipei.
• I will node no more forever
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Will You Be Here Tomorrow?
• hey little fighter, soon it will be brighter
• She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits
• I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
• Even your mother will probably bite your tree hand when you destroy all gravity
• That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
• Will I cease to be
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• No place I'd rather be
• It will never be just you
• now, when it's nearly impossible to get lost and twice as impossible not to be found
• It must be morning when she dreams.
• When you're supposed to go down, find the deepest well and go down to the bottom
• Weird things you find when reading documentation
• Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
• when you go, i will go
• will you take me with you when you go?
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I fear I will be nothing
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold
• If you tolerate this piss then your bitter will be next
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• What happens when you wear your contact lenses for too long?
• They will be lucky for you. Allah favors the compassionate.
• I will not be late anymore
• The lonely ones will find each other by the heat of their bodies
• words I've wanted to tell you but never seem to be able to
• There will be time, there will be time, to prepare a face to meet the faces that you meet
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• non-standard analysis will never be mainstream
• Maybe even this will one day be pleasant to recall
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• Making your body race so your mind won't be able to
• I will Linux no more forever
• The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• The war with the machines will not be fought on a battlefield
• Everything will be alright
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• look in the shadows and you will find the truth
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Commanding the mass murder of child prisoners of war is evil, no matter what
• The revolution will not be televised
• If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• No I will not fix your computer
• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Will I be allowed back in the building?
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• You never think it will be the ducks
• Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
• Give me enough time, and I will find a new way to say devotion.
• When the fall is all that's left it matters a great deal
• who will hack the consoles when we are all in cryosleep
• even though I wouldn't be able to tell you any of this
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Carl Everett
• When I was young Time had no wings
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Sometimes, when I am looking, no one is beautiful
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil -- for tonight I have broken my own heart, and my soul is too empty to be afraid.
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Trespassers will be violated
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Size does matter
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• I will be in my trailer!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
• Someday, I will be strong
• Since when am I a size 6?
• No one wants to be a nihilist
• One Day I Will Be The Summer
• When will I see you again?
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• This poem can be put off no longer
• node that will be my legacy
• How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• Fermat will never find solace of yes
• never say anything you do not understand. you will quickly find the path to truth.

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