Findings:
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
- Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- How the Old Woman Took Care Of Candide, and How He Found the Object of His Love
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- How to teach cognitive neuroscience to a four year old
- no matter how pretty the flower, it's still only a weed
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How to fish
- Teach your grandmother how to suck eggs
- He taught me how to smoke
- How to entertain unwashed masses on little or no money
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
- How fish reproduce
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- How do you make a life matter?
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- How to clean a fish
- You can't teach an old dog new tricks
- How to frustrate your students to no end
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How a Fish swam in the Air and a Hare in the Water
- Just how old is James, exactly?
- How Candide Was Obliged to Leave the Fair Cunegund and the Old Woman
- How we speak matters
- How to count sheep
- how our atheist gold fish makes friends in this holy water
- How to entertain young children on little or no money
- The Good Gardener (On How He Fell)
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- I will fucking REMOVE your writeups about Cloud Strife and how he's cool and mysterious and shit
- That's Just How He Was
- How to show a sheep
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- no exact amounts since I have no idea how many people you feed
- reality is always ready to teach us about how our ideas are wrong
- How I tried to teach the Theory of Three Dimensions to my Grandson, and with what success
- How about NO
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- How not to faint when you can't move
- That icky feeling when a client calls with a downed server and you have no clue how to fix it
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How to catch a fish with your bare hands
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- An introduction to fish cookery
- How to keep a Siamese Fighting Fish happy
- How old are you?
- How to prepare garlic
- How to put a fish to sleep
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How to teach art to a four-year-old
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- How Eulenspiegel announced he wanted to fly
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- How to tell when a journalist has no idea what they're talking about
- Of King Sigmund's last battle, and of how he must yield up his sword again
- The Lover Showeth How He Is Forsaken of Such as He Sometime Enjoyed
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- How to make bellbottoms out of an old pair of pants
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- How to make a skirt out of an old pair of pants
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How to teach your teenager to drive
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to scream when no one is looking
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How to teach Sarah Palin a new trick
- Fathers teach your daughters how to throw
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- How to use chopsticks
- How Candide Killed the Brother of His Dear Cunegund
- How to Find and Fascinate a Mistress
- How Does Your Garden Grow?
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How big is Everything?
- How the Mind Works
- The Knack... and How to Get It
- Which Describes How You're Feeling
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- how to buy a coconut
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- And How Shall I Compete?
- Impressing a man
- What Happened to Them at Surinam, and How Candide Became Acquainted with Martin
- (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
- How to get people to leave you alone
- How to sit on steps
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- How to impress The Man
- how to avoid paying for washing machines
- How much pain did you cause?
- How's it hanging?
- Humane octopus killing
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How to Win Friends and Influence People
- How to Host a Murder
- How to spot a powerful mage
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- How the Portuguese Made a Superb Auto-De-Fe to Prevent Any Future Earthquakes, and How Candide Underwent Public Flagellation
- How to Fall Out of Love
- How to break a coconut
- How I hotwired my turntable
- How to fall out of an airplane
- Just how perfect was Jesus?
- How to dispose of a corpse
- How can you sleep at night?
- Impressing a woman
- anyone lived in a pretty how town
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- how
- How to beat the national debt
- Formatting poems and simple HTML
- how to make a mess
- Blood stains (how to remove)
- How do I find the G-Spot?
- Abusing your bottomless soda
- How the Grinch Stole Christmas
- How to use an apostrophe
- E2 FAQ: How Did This Happen (document)
- Learn how to spell
- How to link to individual user searches
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- The day I realized how sane I really am
- shortcrust pastry
- how to leave the planet
- How to Cook Everything
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
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